So you're 80 already, you've won the game and have nothing left to do? You're wrong, if you're not casual, you are missing one last quest: Get a girlfriend. This is a guide for those who can't manage.
In order to get get a girlfriend, you need to be honored with the woman faction first. Friendly doesn't count, as you will get the "Friends-Only" debuff as soon as you even look at a woman. I know from personal experience, so don't try.
But in order to start grinding the rep, you need to complete a huge, complicated attunement quest chain which starts with looting [Fresh Socks] and [Unblemished Underpants], both of which have a mere 1% drop chance in your basement. I know, this sounds unfair, but regarding the epic reward, it's well worth it.
If you're lucky enough to get the items, you will be told by a deep booming voice within, that you can't equip those before you complete [The Battle of the Cleansing Shower]. Also, this is a daily and you will quickly start losing rep if you skip it more than once a week. While it's quite possible to finish this in a group, most classes can solo it and avoid the hassle of "LF 1 more for SHOWER". Please don't troll this thread with "NERF SHOWER PLS" or "l2shower, noob", make your own thread for that.
Most will be busy with those two quests for weeks, if not months. So I will continue the guide at a later date, covering the problematic daily [Your Teeth Won't Brush Themselves] in depth. Also look forward to the final quest chain, starting at [The First Date] and ending with... to be disclosed!
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