WTF IS WRONG DAMN YOU MONDAY

[envo]

I have a theory

Friday was valentines, most people got pomped the entire weekend. Come Monday, they forgot how to tie their shoes? Come now. I had a lovely weekend, but when I'm at work I do remember how to, I don't know, DO MY ****ING JOB

/rant

 

[XennoX]

Someone didn't get pomped this weekend.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

He he he he :twisted:

 

[Electric]

I didn't get pomped this wknd
I got a kiss and an apology.

Only 2 days left.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

I didn't get pomped this wknd
I got a kiss and an apology.

Only 2 days left.

before what happens?

your blue balls explode?

the world ends?

you defect to another country?

 

[MartyMarts]

Happens every month?

 

[envo]

I didn't get pomped this wknd
I got a kiss and an apology.

Only 2 days left.

My friend would've said "nothing wrong with your mouth baby" lol

But maybe it's actually people who didn't get any that lost the plot and now can't remember their own names? Shame I should start making "Hi My name is" stickers for them and hand it out whenever their goldfish syndrome flares up

 

[Electric]

before what happens?

your blue balls explode?

the world ends?

you defect to another country?

Her axe wound heals.


sorry, I couldn't help it hehehe

 

[ShaunSA]

Happens every month?

Pomping or Mondays?

 

[MartyMarts]

Pomping or Mondays?

I could handle one Monday a month but one pomp a month would be torture... well, not the actual pomp but the wait in between.

I was indirectly responding to Electric's "Only 2 days left."

 

[Progenix Oj101]

Her axe wound heals.


sorry, I couldn't help it hehehe

LMFAO Which thread was that again, embarrassing stories?

 

[R13...]

Her axe wound heals.


sorry, I couldn't help it hehehe

Blood never hurt no one. To paraphrase a member of D12.

 

[Electric]

Blood never hurt no one. To paraphrase a member of D12.

I've been married for 12 years, hunt for red october is a thing of the past.

 

[MisterFiftySomething]

I didn't get pomped this wknd
I got a kiss and an apology.

Only 2 days left.

The kiss and apology is nice, but at least one would expect a moist paper towel to wipe your mouth.

Wait, hang-on, what are we talking about again?

 

[BobsLawnService]

I didn't get pomped this wknd
I got a kiss and an apology.

Only 2 days left.

Ah, your missus' biological clock also synchronizes with special occasions and she isn't into The Shining Elevator Scene sex.

 

[satanboy]

It's not MONDAY!

 

[Necuno]

Nothing wrong wiff my Monday