WTF is wrong with Argentine arses?

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Does anyone know why a Male would require a special bidet with two settings. Why would a male need a bidet at all?

Diego Maradona will be enthroned on a luxury toilet seat after the bathrooms awaiting his Argentinian squad were ripped out and upgraded once he gets to South Africa. The Argentinian FA requested staff at Pretoria University's high performance centre remove the standard facilities because they did not meet his criteria. They were replaced with Eurosmart taps, basin mixers, dark wood vanity cabinets and new toilet bowls, including a special bidet with two settings for Maradona's bedroom.
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Hosehead said:
Does anyone know why a Male would require a special bidet with two settings. Why would a male need a bidet at all?
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Interesting find... I see this bidet thing is used to wash the ass too. Maybe that's what he's going to need it for? WTH does 2 settings mean? I had never seen the word before now.
 
Actually a bidet is actually cleaner and healthier than tp. Especially for those with... er ... unwanted attachments...
 
Well, now I'm pretty clued up on the history of the bidet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

Users who are unfamiliar with bidets often confuse a bidet with a urinal, toilet, or even a drinking fountain. It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. For a thorough cleaning, the user should use a hand to scrub the area with soap after wetting, then rinse. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.
 
Dolby said:
Well, now I'm pretty clued up on the history of the bidet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

Users who are unfamiliar with bidets often confuse a bidet with a urinal, toilet, or even a drinking fountain. It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. For a thorough cleaning, the user should use a hand to scrub the area with soap after wetting, then rinse. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.
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I don't have a bidet to wash my hairy arse. Instead I have a packet of wet and soapy baby wipes next to my loo to clean my bottom.
 
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