X-Box One Kinect Sensor Can See Your Penis

[Necuno]

X-Box One Kinect Sensor Can See Your Penis

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Because who doesn't want some all-seeing Eye of Sauron constantly tracking their pecker, Mark Wilson of Fast Company Design has discovered the XBox One's new Kinect sensor was powerful enough to see his penis. Which, judging from that picture, means it had to be SUPER powerful. Not to brag or anything, but even the original XBox Kinect was strong enough to see my penis AND mistake it for a leg.

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[CaffeinePirate]

It's for Microsoft's secret human master race breeding scheme

 

[Toitjie]

Now they can have even more accurate stats for gamer.

 

[Randux]

"Not to brag or anything, but
even the original XBox Kinect was strong
enough to see my penis AND mistake it for
a leg."

:"""""D

 

[Polymathic]

Rumours were proven false sine then

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Xbone

 

[Wasp_21]

I feel so inadequate now....

 

[Crowley]

But can it see boobs?

 

[Compton_effect]

But can we use it to see boobs?

FIFY

 

[Jab]

But can it see moobs?

FIFY

FIFY :wtf:

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Eish!