You guys were WRONG!

[3WA]

Lastly, when I'm in-between the sheets, I'll be thinking of all of you .

Okay, so this conversation happened yesterday afternoon or earlier, from the timestamps…

…and yet you haven't f***ed yet.

Have you at least organised when you’re going to see her? Because right now she's walking around like a ripe strawberry and someone is going to take a bite.

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

So you are saying everyone should broadcast a message to their list of so called friend zone ladies asking if they want to fck

 

[Neptuner]

Okay, so this conversation happened yesterday afternoon or earlier, from the timestamps…

…and yet you haven't f***ed yet.

Have you at least organised when you’re going to see her? Because right now she's walking around like a ripe strawberry and someone is going to take a bite.

Guy's a romantic probably setting things up by drafting a plan on Microsoft Projects. By the time he's done planning she's probably been banged ten times in ten different positions by someone else.

 

[Harmonic]

So you are saying everyone should broadcast a message to their list of so called friend zone ladies asking if they want to fck

It's worth a try. Please report back to us ASAP

 

[RunningFromFat]

Funniest post I've ever seen

 

[rh1]

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First off, I want to say thanks to those that believed in me and knew that I had it in me. I'll mention a few names: @ShaunSA , @maumau + @3WA + @bwana .

Secondly, I'd like to point out that I'm very disappointed in the following female species: @HeartbrokenWife , @purple face + @PoppieChoffel . When your brother was down and needed help, you just sat there and did NOTHING!

There are a few more I'd like to mention, like those that said the friendzone was a lie, you were right my brothers.

Lastly, when I'm in-between the sheets, I'll be thinking of all of you .

Good for you, enjoy your first time.

 

[Gielie01]

In this thread.

Before she decides she's out.

 

[My_King]

We have a new **** senpai

 

[ChuckMeFarley]

Guy's a romantic probably setting things up by drafting a plan on Microsoft Projects. By the time he's done planning she's probably been banged ten times in ten different positions by someone else.

I do 8 positions and finish in 23 seconds, ten times seems too low.

 

[backstreetboy]

She didn't say she wants to If You See Kay you. Calm down bro.

 

[PsyWulf]

So you are saying everyone should broadcast a message to their list of so called friend zone ladies asking if they want to fck

No,beta move

Add them to a group chat

 

[Gielie01]

Yup, in before she adds a tick to her ****list and put you back in the friendzone.

Friends, sisters, brothers of MYBB, does this look bad for me?

Why didn't she say she missed me back :mad:. @HeartbrokenWife @maumau feel free to help a brother out with some insight. @ShaunSA I need some alpha male reinforcement vibes here.

mybroadband.co.za

 

[RunningFromFat]

Yup, in before she adds a tick to her ****list and put you back in the friendzone.

Friends, sisters, brothers of MYBB, does this look bad for me?

Why didn't she say she missed me back :mad:. @HeartbrokenWife @maumau feel free to help a brother out with some insight. @ShaunSA I need some alpha male reinforcement vibes here.

mybroadband.co.za

Why you bros cursing me, not cool hey.

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

No,beta move

Add them to a group chat

Thats not a smart move

 

[dualmeister]

 

[Crowley]

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And here I thought romance was dead.

 

[ShaunSA]

And here I thought romance was dead.

He asked for a feck. Not a ltr

 

[Totempole]

He couldn't remember the pin on his old handset.

This is off topic, but love the username and profile pic.

 

[ShaunSA]

This is off topic, but love the username and profile pic.

Are you the OP's totempole?

 

[skimread]

Post the rest so we can establish context. And as pointed out, if you need to think of other sausages to keep it up then you have bigger problems? Or is that a dude you're chatting with there?

Seems to be this thread:

Friends, sisters, brothers of MYBB, does this look bad for me?

Why didn't she say she missed me back :mad:. @HeartbrokenWife @maumau feel free to help a brother out with some insight. @ShaunSA I need some alpha male reinforcement vibes here.

mybroadband.co.za