Your front door

[Merlin]

if you cant see the mountain from CPT you not living in CPT

"If you can't see the mountain, you must be lost.", said every Cape Town local, ever.

If you've stumbled upon my place despite my purposeful misdirection, missed the non-existant intercom hint, overlooked the beautiful guard dogs and still somehow made it to my front door, dodging the armed resident, arriving at the front door adorned with the oversize 'F*** OFF.' sign, I have a large yard and a blunt shovel with which to greet you. Welcome.

"...you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

*grin*

 

[Jabberwocky]

arbeit macht frei

 

[AstroTurf]

"Intruders will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

Sign above security gate: beware of the snakes

Other than that, the security gate itself, many many wind chimes and a camera.