Zuma Fingers Mbeki!!!

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saaierwaaier

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In the early morning hours of Monday 30 March it is alleged that ANC President Jacob Zuma and former state president Thabo Mbeki were seen entering a private hotel room at the prestigious Formula 1 Hotel in Randburg, Johannesburg.
Based upon conclusive evidence received by the Cheaters team, they investigated the allegations in more depth.
It was clear from the get-go that being able to pass hidden observation material past the bodyguards of the two men (30 belonging to Zuma, 2 to Mbeki) was to be a daunting task even though these individuals showed no sign of any intellectual abilities whatsoever (they were however physically blocking the path that led to the two men in the room). In the most daring attempt yet to unravel the real truth behind these two men's relationship, the Cheaters team used a silent hydrolic drill equipped with a strong titanium drillbit to drill a small hole through the floor of the hotel room situated above the one belonging to our beloved politicians. They then pushed a tiny infrared observation camera linked to a fibreoptic cable linked to a mobile solid state drive recording device linked to an Intel Q6600 laptop with 4GB of DDR3 Ram fully equipped with a 1TB hard disk drive and 17 inch wide TFT screen linked via a Telkom HSDPA 7.2 wireless broadband internet connection, down the tiny hole in hopes of being able to see what the two seemingly opposing politicians were up to.
What the Cheaters team saw happen next shocked each and every member to their very core...


source: my anus.
 
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Koos Custodiet

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If you write like this on the other 364 days of the year maybe there's a job for you at Hayibo.
 
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