Zuma just lied under oath: Maimane

[BusinessTech]

Zuma just lied under oath: Maimane

The Democratic Alliance says it has submitted an answering affidavit to the North Gauteng High Court to oppose two applications brought by President Jacob Zuma on Saturday, 29 October 2016 regarding the interdict of the Public Protector’s final report into state capture.

 

[skeptic_SA]

Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma has been raping this country since he was elected to the position by the ANC.
Not just raping it.
But without a condom.
Or lube.
And with a thick roll of razor ripper wire around his proud manhood.
Fact.

Is anybody surprised that he'd lie? Not me.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma has been raping this country since he was elected to the position by the ANC.
Not just raping it.
But without a condom.
Or lube.
And with a thick roll of razor ripper wire around his proud manhood.
Fact.

Is anybody surprised that he'd lie? Not me.

Is that for reals his second name? :wtf:

 

[skeptic_SA]

Is that for reals his second name? :wtf:

Yup

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

Yup

What a mouthful.

 

[skeptic_SA]

What a mouthful.

That's possibly also what some of his rape accusers were thinking.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

That's possibly also what some of his rape accusers were thinking.

:crylaugh:

 

[ToxicBunny]

Is that for reals his second name? :wtf:

Apparently it means this (or something along these lines):

The name Gedleyihlekisa means the one who laughs while grinding his enemies.

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

That's possibly also what some of his rape accusers were thinking.

tempted to say "I saw it coming" but in this context it's bound to be misinterpreted

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

Apparently it means this (or something along these lines):

He does enjoy laughing, doesn't he.