Zuma now a 'pastor'

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What number do the words 'Jacob Zuma' add up to I wonder...

Beware false prophets, South African ministers - especially the ministerial bovinity that is the Grim Poisonous Ivyness Creep, and all Steves and Rikuses that work for Telkodemonopolies!

Your not a priest are you :confused: ???
 
reason #57,343,975 why these pastors are off the note. Are we going back to the dark ages again?

So glad my church's stance is neutral on politics.
 
Wonder what next month will bring:

"Zuma employeed as an honourary elf in Santa's Village" ?

of course, within 6 months we will have

"How Zuma stole Christmas" - without the obligatory happy ending. I can just see the sub titles:
"The Zuma's brain is two sizes too small...."

:p
 
this is such a joke...so can anyone just become a pastor? - Seems like it is self proclaimed.
 
keep your collection money in your pocket from now on.
 
Zuma and his ilk are the reason why the government does not prioritise education.
 
Ladies if you go to him for advice, don't wear a short skirt...
 
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I've embezzled R50million"

"Go have 10 showers and you'll be forgiven, my son"

-- Aden Thomas, this morning on Cape Talk

:-)
 
There is something about Zuma everyone seems to forget..

1. He doesnt need the support of white yuppies
2. He has lots of black supporters
3. White yuppies are not going to convince his supporters otherwise
4. This is a democrazy, if the majority says so, it is so!
 
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