Zuma, the Post Turtle

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Zuma and his role as our president.

The old farmer said, 'Well, ya know, Zuma is a "Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post turtle'.

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
 
We can't have threads for every joke that everyone finds funny. There are a few dedicated joke threads - this one for example has been posted numerous time in them...
 
Hehe, that was actually entertaining. I'll see your farmer with Dirkie the intern classic...

One day the Professor took the Afrikaans interns to the clinic to test their skills. They came to a diabetic patient and the Professor fired off a few quick questions and Dirkie as always is keen to answer first being the bright boertjie that he is.

Professor: Bloed glukose vlakke?
Dirkie: 25 millimol per liter Professor!
Professor: Wat se siektie het die pasient?
Dirkie: Diabetus mellitus Professor!
Professor: Behandeling?
Dirkie: Insulien Professor!
Professor: Dosis?
Dirkie: Koning Professor!
 
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