Zuma to finish five year term [report]

[MickeyD]

President Jacob Zuma will finish his five year term in office despite concerns about his state of health, the Sunday Times reported.

"There is no indication to us that we should worry about the health of the president," ANC spokesman Zizi Kodwa was quoted as saying by the paper.

"The president is well but I think he needs a rest."

According to unnamed sources Zuma's poor health was caused by a heart condition, diabetes, high blood pressure and exhaustion.

Zuma took a 10 day break from his duties, after attending a national executive committee lekgotla earlier this month.

Source : Sapa /ns
Date : 21 Jun 2014 21:23

 

[koeks525]

Can't wait for the end of his 5 years in office, please Cyril, be better, please

Clinging on to power no matter what...

 

[Hemi300c]

In other words he won't.

 

[rph72]

He is already working on his medical parole strategy for when he is brought up on charges.

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

He is already working on his medical parole strategy for when he is brought up on charges.

Most sensible take on the situation ^^

 

[Grant]

hmm

only two words missing from the end of the title that would have been cause for happy days

"of imprisonment"

 

[MKFrost]

He is already working on his medical parole strategy for when he is brought up on charges.

Agreed, will most probably end up spending his days playing golf with all his 'terminally I'll' benefactors....

 

[Sneeky]

According to unnamed sources Zuma's poor health was caused by a heart condition, diabetes, high blood pressure and exhaustion.

Starting to work on and polish up the ye olde Get of of Jail free card already and laying it on nice and thick too.

 

[Flanders]

In other words he won't.

this.

 

[Flanders]

Starting to work on and polish up the ye olde Get of of Jail free card already and laying it on nice and thick too.

Dear subjects, the king chief is unable to shaik these ailments which afflict him so, selebi compassionate and let him live out his last days in peace and quiet.

Whaaat? Us lie to you? No no no no no no! We even told you he was doing his 5 years! There is the proof!

 

[Seriously]

President Jacob Zuma will finish his five year term in office despite concerns about his state of health, the Sunday Times reported.

"There is no indication to us that we should worry about the health of the president," ANC spokesman Zizi Kodwa was quoted as saying by the paper.

"The president is well but I think he needs a rest."

According to unnamed sources Zuma's poor health was caused by a heart condition, diabetes, high blood pressure and exhaustion.

Zuma took a 10 day break from his duties, after attending a national executive committee lekgotla earlier this month.

Source : Sapa /ns
Date : 21 Jun 2014 21:23

Poor brainless sod! The strain of satisfying so many wives in his harem must be getting to him. It a huge job!

 

[LazyLion]

I wonder if he will ever go back and finish school.

 

[Skrilla]

I wonder if he will ever go back and finish school.

He's got more chance of falling pregnant.

 

[HideInLight]

He's got diabetes?

 

[biometrics]

This is clearly an exit strategy. None of these various ailments were mentioned before. I'd bet the whole SOTN looking ill and weak act was staged as well.

I'd predict he's retired within 6 months.

 

[Creag]

The odds that he will not complete his term are even. He just needs to make an epic blunder or two and it will be his exit strategy.

 

[Noseworthy]

Can we start betting?

 

[atomcrusher]

I'd predict he's [-]retired[/-] expired within 6 months.

I prefer this scenario

 

[Brawler]

His CD4 count must be getting low.

 

[RyanPCMR]

His CD4 count must be getting low.

But didn't he take that shower?