Whatever did I have before moist baby wipes?

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... a dirtier arse than I thought I had after wiping with a bone dry, single-ply toilet paper.
 
Whut.. :wtf:

You using wet wipes to pink your brown eye?
Be careful flushing thems things dont break down like tp.. you going to block your pipe.
 
Buy a bidet (expensive), health faucet or just get separate dark coloured washing rag which you wet before you poop and have it there standing by.
Wet wipes are a no, unless you gonna put them in your bin. Will probably stop people going through you rubbish on trash day but do you also want your bin to have your doo-doo wipes?

Best bet, do the deed before you bath/shower.

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if you eat correctly, and exercise properly, your poop tends to slip out smoothly, perfectly consistent and lubricated, with almost no need to even wipe. on the other hand, if you eat junk, and dont exercise, your poop is all squishy and chunky, leaving your naught looking like a cake decorating nozzle on chocolate friday.
 
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Just wet some toilet paper and use that. I can't believe that some people only use dry toilet paper. Disgusting.
 
stricken said:
if you eat correctly, and exercise properly, your poop tends to slip out smoothly, perfectly consistent and lubricated, with almost no need to even wipe. on the other hand, if you eat junk, and dont exercise, your poop is all squishy and chunky, leaving your naught looking like a cake decorating nozzle on chocolate friday.
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erm....erm.....stricken.....erm......you are erm......O hell you're good !
 
Zubizap said:
Indeed, don't flush em ever.
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Indeed .... chuck the used ones in the washing machine with your wife's undies, and they will come out OMO-clean ... They can be used several times before your finger goes though them, and you have to resort to cleaning your nails as well - this is also a surefire way of stopping nail-biting.

.... I can't believe I responded to this thread :sick:
 
stricken said:
if you eat correctly, and exercise properly, your poop tends to slip out smoothly, perfectly consistent and lubricated, with almost no need to even wipe. on the other hand, if you eat junk, and dont exercise, your poop is all squishy and chunky, leaving your naught looking like a cake decorating nozzle on chocolate friday.
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Classic, and you're quite right.
 
Shower twice a day, ensure you are on time.

I chow codeine sinutabs so it keeps things nice and compact. Then you take a shower and your bum is fresh and smelling like roses. I find it very difficult to shyte during the day knowing my bum will be dirty. Must have a clean bum at all times. With codeine it dries it out so much if i do crap there is nothing to wipe. Nothing worse than those sloppy ones :eek:. You can use an entire roll just to clean your bum hahaha. Although it can be rather painful pushing out dry crap.

Luckily i generally go in the morning or late evening so it's perfect :D.
 
I can't believe this is what you guys actually sit and think about.

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Why you using wet wipes?What's that long brush thingy you usually find in bathrooms for? That's what I use.
 
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