Over hundreds of years, being arrested has been a popular pastime of mankind. Even today, many people practice the fine art of being arrested. There are many ways to get yourself arrested, so be creative. If you want to be arrested, please note that it will most likely affect your life in unpleasant ways. But then again, if you're reading this, you probably don't have a life.
Method 1: Stealing
You will need:
- Your hands
- A store with decent security
First, find a store with an anti-shoplifting security system. To achieve maxmium attention, find a large one with lots of people. Next, make sure you are in the plain sight of either some shoppers or a security guard, and start stuffing items into your pockets, pants, or other container. Wait until security move in to catch you, then run towards the nearly exit while yelling incoherently. If not seen: run around pushing over shelves? Pretend to escape then when security starts chasing you, stop, sit down on the floor, and say "I turn myself in."
Method 2: Arson
You will need:
- A flammable building
- Matches and/or lighter
- Gasoline
- (Optional) Fire-resistant gloves
- (Optional) Sign saying "I did this."
To start, locate the building that you would like to burn down (or up). For added results, find a building with people inside. Next, make sure that the building is not made out of hard to burn materials. Pour gasoline on the building, and set it alight. If you have one, wear the sign saying "I did this." and strut around outside of the burning building until the police arrive and take you away.
