How Takealot is getting ready for Black Friday

Fire the PR people in Takealot why are they spamming us with boring articles? Do they secretly don't want us to buy stuff from them on Black Friday?
 
My rewrite:

1) Fire the few competent staff left
2) Hire some more people who can't read tickets
3) Hide the phone number even more
4) Make the ticket system more annoying
5) Make the login capcha appear more often
6) Make sure there is no stock of items on special
7) Increase the list price even more for gullible discount hunters
 
mister said:
My rewrite:

1) Fire the few competent staff left
2) Hire some more people who can't read tickets
3) Hide the phone number even more
4) Make the ticket system more annoying
5) Make the login capcha appear more often
6) Make sure there is no stock of items on special
7) Increase the list price even more for gullible discount hunters
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They should hire you :P
 
mister said:
My rewrite:

1) Fire the few competent staff left
2) Hire some more people who can't read tickets
3) Hide the phone number even more
4) Make the ticket system more annoying
5) Make the login capcha appear more often
6) Make sure there is no stock of items on special
7) Increase the list price even more for gullible discount hunters
Click to expand...

Hahaha.
 
mister said:
My rewrite:

1) Fire the few competent staff left
2) Hire some more people who can't read tickets
3) Hide the phone number even more
4) Make the ticket system more annoying
5) Make the login capcha appear more often
6) Make sure there is no stock of items on special
7) Increase the list price even more for gullible discount hunters
Click to expand...

This ^^ and after my last order , they can go and fly one millions kites. Never will buy anything from them again.
 
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