Sleep more - Energy Minister

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http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/Politics/0,,2-7-12_2261515,00.html

"Go to sleep earlier so that you can grow and be cleverer. Boil less water, use the microwave rather than stove, take a shower and not a shallow bath," she told a special sitting of Parliament to discuss the power crisis.
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:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Another daft idea.

Sleeping means fondling, and fondling means sex, and sex means babies, and babies means more power that'll be needed... :rolleyes:

Besides, there are people who have to work long hours in order to support their families...

I don't know what they are smoking, but it sure ain't blue mushrooms...
 
She can go jump off a cliff..

I will go to bed WHEN I want, and boil water for my coffee when I need to.

(Personally I don't see how they're going to solve the energy crisis with pathetic suggestions like this)
 
they aren't suggestions.
they are merely wind... which they think are solutions.
 
ToxicBunny said:
She can go jump off a cliff..

I will go to bed WHEN I want, and boil water for my coffee when I need to.

(Personally I don't see how they're going to solve the energy crisis with pathetic suggestions like this)
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Agreed - if I need to work late, then I don't want to be constrained by her daft ideas... :rolleyes:
 
What would we do without such a competent Minerals&ENERGY minister. She can **** cause she's certainly not helping atm.

In other news...Minister of public security said South Africans should set up toothpick barriers to ward off criminals.
 
You know it is stuff like this that make the public have zero confidence in the ability of the government.

Old freedom fighters that were good at scheduling secret ANC meetings during the days of apartheid and who were talented to speak into a megaphone and rally crowds, do not make you qualified to run a country.
 
The honourable minister needs to sleep a lot more.
She is way short on smarts.
 
Picard said:
You know it is stuff like this that make the public have zero confidence in the ability of the government.

Old freedom fighters that were good at scheduling secret ANC meetings during the days of apartheid and who were talented to speak into a megaphone and rally crowds, do not make you qualified to run a country.
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Yeah. Look at ET. Great orator, woefull leader.
 
/DJStealth forwards link to mechristian for comment. /

Privately of course - wouldnt want to endanger you all.
 
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