...and would you believe, the windows install was broken. Tried a couple of tricks, but couldn't even get into safe mode, so thought of making a bootable flash drive with the windows recovery disk on it. Looked like way too much PT, so made an Ubuntu 9.04 alternate bootable flash drive with USB Startup Creator, and boom 20 minutes later here I am writing from the said netbook from Ubuntu. I was wanting to run windows for a while, but got to this step way sooner than anticipated.
Just need to get all those nice to haves from Voria

Just need to get all those nice to haves from Voria