So its not new news on here that I think Blackberry is the biggest rubbish to cross the path of the sun, and Vodacom should just fire the illiterate people it calls staff and hand its business over to MTN.
But today, i got to experience both at once
My Blackberry has a problem (on top of the ones i cant yet fix) in which the speaker crackles when someone talks so you can hardly make out anything.
So i go to the new shiny Vodacare center in Sandton, which obviously was paid-for by our 3G contracts since they only gave us GPRS speed and kept the difference...
Me : Hi, I need my BB fixed please. Can you do it while I wait?"
Agent : No sorry, we send them to vodaworld.
Me : oh ok so I can drive there and do it? You know like your adverts where the guy hands in a phone, goes to gym and comes back to get it?
Agent : Ermm no, sorry we dont do that with Blackberry's. They're too complex and must be sent away to Blackberry for repair.
Me : *sigh* ok. Can I phone Blackberry and ask them for a turn-around time for a new speaker?
Agent : sure, here's the number...
*calls Blackberry at Vodaworld*
Me : Hi, how long does it take to repair a BB and can i wait?
Agent : Ermm no, Blacbkerry dont repair phones.
Me : Sorry maybe you didnt hear me - you are blackberry, i have a broken blackberry, how long to fix it?
Agent : No, Nowhere in the world does Blackberry fix their own phones**-0only the operator who sold it to you can fix it. Please try Vodacare in Vodaworld or Sandton City.
And this, ladies and gentemen is why for the most rubbish, useless pitiful excuse for a piece of plastic with a battery, coupled with the not-quite-evolved-human people at Vodacom, will I say Ayoba MTN! next year
**This is actually Blackberry's way of saying : we dont give a ... about our phones, we just want your money. we have it. now bugger off
But today, i got to experience both at once
My Blackberry has a problem (on top of the ones i cant yet fix) in which the speaker crackles when someone talks so you can hardly make out anything.
So i go to the new shiny Vodacare center in Sandton, which obviously was paid-for by our 3G contracts since they only gave us GPRS speed and kept the difference...
Me : Hi, I need my BB fixed please. Can you do it while I wait?"
Agent : No sorry, we send them to vodaworld.
Me : oh ok so I can drive there and do it? You know like your adverts where the guy hands in a phone, goes to gym and comes back to get it?
Agent : Ermm no, sorry we dont do that with Blackberry's. They're too complex and must be sent away to Blackberry for repair.
Me : *sigh* ok. Can I phone Blackberry and ask them for a turn-around time for a new speaker?
Agent : sure, here's the number...
*calls Blackberry at Vodaworld*
Me : Hi, how long does it take to repair a BB and can i wait?
Agent : Ermm no, Blacbkerry dont repair phones.
Me : Sorry maybe you didnt hear me - you are blackberry, i have a broken blackberry, how long to fix it?
Agent : No, Nowhere in the world does Blackberry fix their own phones**-0only the operator who sold it to you can fix it. Please try Vodacare in Vodaworld or Sandton City.
And this, ladies and gentemen is why for the most rubbish, useless pitiful excuse for a piece of plastic with a battery, coupled with the not-quite-evolved-human people at Vodacom, will I say Ayoba MTN! next year
**This is actually Blackberry's way of saying : we dont give a ... about our phones, we just want your money. we have it. now bugger off