Right, I've decided... it's time I cancel my DSTV subscription. After a quick perusal of the Afrihost, MWEB and WebAfrica websites I realised that I'm paying the same (actually no, I'm paying less than) my DSTV subscription for Uncapped ADSL. Now, sure, I know the whole legal mambo jambo about...
So, going here: http://www.telkom.co.za/wholesale-web/products-and-services/interest-register.jsp
... you get to fill in a form to see if you get VDSL (20 or 40 Mbps), and if you don't have it they tell you that "don't be so sad, at least you get X Mbps in your area". Here's what the site told...