Grand Theft Auto 6

That doesn't mean it will be a good game though. The Ballad of Gay Tony was gay in a funny and ironic sense while GTA 6 will be gay in a Pride sense.
Sorry the gay people might not all be sufficiently funny caricatures to please you. Jeez. And you think gay people are the problem?
 
This is GTA. You'll be able drive over gay pedestrians or bomb gay clubs if you really want to lol.
 
No way am I paying that kind of money for more 'woke' nonsense. It's sad that grown men are fascinated with virtual Latina boobies instead of just going to the beach for real. What else does the game really offer?

I also refuse to buy a PS5 or Series X so I can't play it anyway nor do I want to. I'll watch a YouTube walkthrough video though.
Why are you such a sad person? Doesn't that make you sad?
 
Rockstar be like, you pay real money to drink at the bar in Vice City.

2$ per drink - 30$ for the stripper - "PSN insert credit card here "
 
No way am I paying that kind of money for more 'woke' nonsense. It's sad that grown men are fascinated with virtual Latina boobies instead of just going to the beach for real. What else does the game really offer?

I also refuse to buy a PS5 or Series X so I can't play it anyway nor do I want to. I'll watch a YouTube walkthrough video though.
A walkthrough video? Of GTA???? Do you have a spare 90 hours to watch someone ELSE play the game?

GTA offers so much: character development, vehicle mechanics (cars, helicopters, airplanes, jetskis), escapism (rob a bank or kill some drug kingpin or fire a rocket at a soldier).

I get you haven't played GTA before from the sounds of it, but don't judge it too quickly. It's not just a game, it is THE game. It is the closest we've gotten to a real-life simulator that lets you live your wildest dreams).

As for buying a PS5 or Xbox, I recommend you look at Vodacom or FNB for a contract purchase. For R600/month, you too can get in on all the hype. Worth it!
 
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