100th problem.

Keeper said:
My friend, this is where you gotta think like me.

Tell her you only date women who participate in anal/bring their girlfriends & create threesomes/give 2 hour BJ's/etc (whatever you fancy, basically.)

This turns your "bad situation" into a what one calls a "win-win" situation....
either she is gonna leave you alone, or she is gonna give you what you want - either way, you can't lose no matter what the answer is.



This takes balls though, but as you would know higher risk = higher reward.
what have you got to lose though?
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^ This.

But as other posters said- you screwed her once. Why not do it again? Specifically the things she doesn't like...
 
I would push her boundaries sexually, all those nasty things you wanted to do, but were too afraid to ask for.

Now is your chance. She is crazy, she might just be crazy in bed.

/gentleman hat on: Meet up with her for coffee and break up with her as you would do if she was your real girlfriends.
 
Quey_Quick said:
I would push her boundaries sexually, all those nasty things you wanted to do, but were too afraid to ask for.

Now is your chance. She is crazy, she might just be crazy in bed.

/gentleman hat on: Meet up with her for coffee and break up with her as you would do if she was your real girlfriends.
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This ...tho if she is ugly you run ...or use her and abuse her and get all emotional on her

start talking to her about your 99 other problems
 
Mandatory update: SHE'S F***ING CRAZY!

I really screwed the pooch on this one. I did follow the advice of some of you and went with the douchebag method but it appears to have had no effect on her. I ran into her again on Saturday and she once again said she wants to be with me. After I told her numerous times that night to leave me alone she started to get crazier. She wanted to know why I didn't accept her Facebook friend request and who those "bitches" on my friends list are. In her words "Ek gaan daai bitches op*** as ek jou saam met hulle sien." So I also raised my voice and told her to f*** off.

Here's the best part. According to her I will never forget her and keep dreaming of her because she was the one to take my virginity. :wtf: I could only laugh in her face.

God/FSM help the next poor bastard who sleeps with her.
 
Ninja'd said:
I really screwed the pooch on this one. I did follow the advice of some of you and went with the douchebag method but it appears to have had no effect on her. I ran into her again on Saturday and she once again said she wants to be with me. After I told her numerous times that night to leave me alone she started to get crazier. She wanted to know why I didn't accept her Facebook friend request and who those "bitches" on my friends list are. In her words "Ek gaan daai bitches op*** as ek jou saam met hulle sien." So I also raised my voice and told her to f*** off.

Here's the best part. According to her I will never forget her and keep dreaming of her because she was the one to take my virginity. :wtf: I could only laugh in her face.

God/FSM help the next poor bastard who sleeps with her.
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Shame, dude... not lekker! :(

But thanks for the laugh though :D
 
Tell her that your real name is Ninja'd then forward her all of your mybb posts. If that doesn't work then nothing will :twisted:
 
I'm curious, did you say anything to get her in the sack that would make her think you are looking for a relationship?

This is why you should always be up front about a one night stand being a one night stand.
 
Ninja'd said:
How do I get rid of a woman who I had an one night stand with who keeps on calling me? Mind you I did not give her my number. She got hold of it somehow and I'm afraid she's gonna come round my home pretty soon.

She's sending me messages like miss you and love you.
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A bit of a delayed reply, but why did you take her back to your place? One night stands should happen at her place or a hotel or the back seat of your car or anywhere else that isn't your place :p
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
A bit of a delayed reply, but why did you take her back to your place? One night stands should happen at her place or a hotel or the back seat of your car or anywhere else that isn't your place :p
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I was stupid. Plain and simple. Alcohol can do that.
 
Ninja'd said:
I really screwed the pooch on this one. I did follow the advice of some of you and went with the douchebag method but it appears to have had no effect on her. I ran into her again on Saturday and she once again said she wants to be with me. After I told her numerous times that night to leave me alone she started to get crazier. She wanted to know why I didn't accept her Facebook friend request and who those "bitches" on my friends list are. In her words "Ek gaan daai bitches op*** as ek jou saam met hulle sien." So I also raised my voice and told her to f*** off.

Here's the best part. According to her I will never forget her and keep dreaming of her because she was the one to take my virginity. :wtf: I could only laugh in her face.

God/FSM help the next poor bastard who sleeps with her.
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You took arsehole advice from random people on the internet and you're surprised by the outcome?

Wow.
 
Looking at the hotness/crazy graph this girl must be gorgeous. Well done :D
 
Ninja'd said:
Here's the best part. According to her SHE will never forget YOU and keep dreaming of YOU because YOU was the one to take HER virginity. :wtf: I could only laugh in her face.
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Fixed the above to show what I'm thinking happened here. Or ... in your drunken state you told her you were a virgin.
 
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