100th problem.

[_Jakes_]

In her words "Ek gaan daai bitches op*** as ek jou saam met hulle sien." So I also raised my voice and told her to f*** off.

Do you always pick up chicks from Brakpan?

 

[Devill]

Wat jy saai, sal jy maai.

Ploeg diep en saai op die walle?

 

[Waaib]

NEVAR.

You spoke in Pirate to her? No wonder she's after you!

 

[BobsLawnService]

In my head I can hear Ninja'd picking her up with stuff like he is a virgin and she is everything he has ever wanted, and he is sensitive and looking for love - not like the other guys.

In other words being Barney Stintson only works without consequences on TV.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

In my head I can hear Ninja'd picking her up with stuff like he is a virgin and she is everything he has ever wanted, and he is sensitive and looking for love - not like the other guys.

In other words being Barney Stintson only works without consequences on TV.

Even so he could have got away with it if he didn't take her back to his place. Noob mistake

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Fixed the above to show what I'm thinking happened here. Or ... in your drunken state you told her you were a virgin.

She THOUGHT he MUST be a virgin 'cos he was such a clumsy and kak steek.

 

[Xmailer9]

To OP: Please give me her phone number. She sounds just like what i need

 

[ShaunSA]

She THOUGHT he MUST be a virgin 'cos he was such a clumsy and kak steek.

And you know this how?

 

[Ninja'd]

She THOUGHT he MUST be a virgin 'cos he was such a clumsy and kak steek.

Did we go to uni together?

 

[TheMightyQuin]

And you know this how?

Logical assumption...

 

[Celine]

now is not the time to be joking around with this woman. you don't want someone stalking you making your life miserable. call the police and lay charges against her. end it now, this is the only way she is going to get it into her thick skull.

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Did we go to uni together?

That may be the only place we ever went together.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

That may be the only place we ever went together.

Are you the woman stalking Ninja'd?

 

[Xmailer9]

Are you the woman stalking Ninja'd?

/gets popcorn

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Are you the woman stalking Ninja'd?

Zzzzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz ...

 

[Sapcat]

Oh the irony, a ninja being stalked

 

[zippy]

I've always wanted a crazy chick

Me too, why does this always happen to someone else???

 

[Voicy]

I definitely did and I was also using a condom.

Edit: Wait does ontlaai mean withdrawal cause that's what I did?

ontlaai = unload

You're thinking of "onttrek".

 

[Pho3nix]

Lol funny thread

 

[Azbubu]

Tell her you have an STD. I've heard that works. :erm: