5 things you need to know about aliens

[Kevin Lancaster]

5 things you need to know about aliens

With the recent discovery of an earth-like planet, Kepler 452b, about 1 400 light years away, the debate around space and the existence of extra-terrestrials is intensifying.

 

[Hamster]

#6 They want to rape your bum

 

[Chris.Geerdts]

Aliens normally seem to hover and fly past the US and certain parts of Britain. They aren't seen much down South

 

[Arthur]

Their terrestrial navigation and landing systems are strangely backward, which is why they need the Nazca lines.

 

[Hamster]

The onboard GPS system in their vehicles are compatible with our storage devices and susceptible to Windows based viruses. It's also fully connected to their central command system and even Will Smith can operate it.

 

[HavocXphere]

Not a bad article, but that headline is atrocious even by mybb standards. Huisgenoot / Sun grade...

 

[Turgon]

I see the article is working on a Need-to-Know basis.

Here are a number of other things you may, or may not, need to know, and which may, or may not, be true:
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_temas5.htm#exopolitica

 

[Swa]

What we DO know about aliens: NOTHING!

 

[waynegohl]

Someone call?

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

What scares me, is the fact that these aliens might be very dangerous, and we just sent them a gift card saying come to earth and destroy us....

 

[supersunbird]

"The truth is out there"

 

[Swa]

"The truth is out there"

Soooo... the lie is in here?

 

[supersunbird]

Soooo... the lie is in here?

They don't call me Spooky Supersunbird for nothing... but will flat earth and other such threads, yes indeed it is... indeed it is...

 

[Zyk1]

Sill article.
Title all wrong

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

I watch TV .... I know about these matters

Aliens all speak English (those that speak)

If they catch you in the woods, they gonna abduct your ass

Aliens tend to gravitate towards the US of A..... Its that whole illegal alien program they have.

Aliens usually have better tech than us .... specially when it comes to killing

Aliens are so advanced that they usually find earth by getting lost or they want to inhabit it, despite our issues (which the aliens are quick to point out)

 

[LiberateZANow]

#7 they don't exist. That's why one shouldn't get high.

 

[Hamster]

#8 They are suckers for authority figures

 

[Nokkie]

Someone call?

Ghost busters !!

 

[jannievanzyl]

The 'Goldilocks' idea is actually misleading in my opinion. Might be applicable if you want to define life as something like us, but life will find a way to exist mostly independent of the environment.

Even on earth we've found life where it was thought impossible to exist due to high temperatures or pressures.

 

[raind33r]

Aliens

A lie (no sh*t)