5 things you need to know about aliens

Shut up about the bacteria...who wants to travel light years to find amoeba? It's pretty obvious aliens means some lifeform capable of understanding gravity i.e. why the moon \ earth is not flat...

Better that then travelling light years and finding an alien egg which then proceeds to hatch, face-rape a crew member, then kill the rest of the crew.
 
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The 'Goldilocks' idea is actually misleading in my opinion. Might be applicable if you want to define life as something like us, but life will find a way to exist mostly independent of the environment.

Even on earth we've found life where it was thought impossible to exist due to high temperatures or pressures.

What are the chances that we are being lied to?
 
Shut up about the bacteria...who wants to travel light years to find amoeba? It's pretty obvious aliens means some lifeform capable of understanding gravity i.e. why the moon \ earth is not flat...

Better that then travelling light years and finding an alien egg which then proceeds to hatch, face-rape a crew member, then kill the rest of the crew.

It's unclear whether xenomorphs understand the concept of gravity...Ripley didn't put the question to them in the historical documents I watched. For this reason, I may be in the clear.
 
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