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[johnny-c]

I laugh.

Sentech puts up MyWireless adverts. Telkom puts up their old ****ty Enternet adverts... ag shame.

"Touch tomorrow"... yeah. Right.

 

[guest2013-1]

i think they try and touch tomorrow with the same hand they use to jack off their customers with

 

[hArTh]

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[}] &lt;- Is busy wiping coffee off his monitor and keyboard ... thanks ****tard []

 

[guest2013-1]

that'll be 20 bucks thanks []

 

[antowan]

That is the honest rate Noone! Use Telkom's strategy... 20 x 31 = R620

Presuming you provide a best effort service, the laugh should only last 1 second. Then you must ignore complaints regarding the short delivery of the laugh, which was expected to last at least a minute or two. After all your customers complained, you employ Markinor to do a laughing test on a representative sample of your customers who all turn out to have no sense of humor and cant tell a laugh from a flatulent discharge and bring out statistics proving that 99.9% of your customers are happy with the laughs your provide.

To top things off you now do not ask people to buy your jokes upfront, but instead can now magically sign a 24-month laughing contract, which includes a joke free!

In reality, Telkom's service is a laugh a minute, which should put you out of business quite soon. Best you start a wireless laugh delivery service through wireless jokes that are not understood anywhere outside the country. Thus, the world as a whole can enjoy all kinds of jokes except yours... Thus, you keep your jokes and laughs safe from outside competition... []

Cheers
Antowan

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He who does not understand the value of war at the right time, cannot comprehend the value of life at any time - Anonymous

 

[guest2013-1]

Well said

www.lolmywireless.co.za

 

[ProAsm]

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