Aliens may pose risks

Problem as I see it is that some alien dude gonna fly his ass a couple trillion light years to earth to come say how do and some flippen earth general who watched one too many hollywood movies is gonna get all freaked and launch nukes at em. Now I dont know about anyone else but if I'm an advanced species and I come in peace and you launch some nasty radioactive junk at me, my level of cool is gonna go down quite drastically and I might just be tempted to wipe out the planet to show how low my levels of cool are.

The problem is not so much that aliens might come kick our collective behinds. The odds are way higher that some retard army guy from the earth side of things is gonna get all rowdy and try be hero like.
 
lol and what would makes aliens more advanced then us? they could also be stuck on there home planet
 
Palimino said:
Speaking as a representative ambassadorial alien, I can assure you that we are lovers – not fighters. We also do not have sexual designs on your bods. We find sex between only 2 organisms bizarre, tasteless and slightly sickening. A limited amount of anal probing will be done for research purposes. We understand that some enjoy this – we will concentrate on them. We are also at the top of the alien ‘food chain’ (there is more than 1 specie here) and imminent invasion is not in their plans. Relax, Earthlings.
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I am busy preparing an anthropological paper on primitive planets to qualify for my entrance into the Civil Service. Earth is a top contender for the Galactic Darwinian Award. The betting odds are going against Earth. If humanity becomes extinct through strangling on their own poisons, I will have to start my paper again on another primitive planet. Have a heart, I have put a lot of effort into it.
 
I mean its an interesting concept.We have no clue what would happen I guess.Wonder if they like black label? :D
 
Maybe they want Malema to help nationalize the mines on Mars or Alpha Centauri...
 
Mila said:
DO not worry Korn your beer is safe. On my planet we like wine.
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It’s not Black Label, its maize beer. The clue is in the nick.

King Korn
“King Korn umtumbu mmela homebrew is the greatest.”

It was advertised on the side of busses.
 
Palimino said:
It’s not Black Label, its maize beer. The clue is in the nick.

King Korn
“King Korn umtumbu mmela homebrew is the greatest.”

It was advertised on the side of busses.
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See we did not even know this on my planet..
 
How could aliens pose any greater risk or threat to humans than what humans already pose to themselves? Aliens are terrified of us and don't reply to communication attemps for a very good reason. They don't want to be found.
 
Maybe they feel that responding to such insignificant, technology retarded civilizations is beneath them ?
 
What if we are the most advanced race in the universe? We aren't exactly looking to conquer other planets... or are we?
 
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