Alleged thief sprayed milk from her breast

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/10/29/Alleged-thief-sprayed-milk-from-her-breast/8691414597660/

DARMSTADT , Germany, Oct. 29 (UPI) -- German police said a suspect armed only with her own breasts allegedly squirted milk at pharmacy workers and made off with $127.
Police said workers at the pharmacy in Darmstadt reported the woman came in about 4:25 p.m. Monday and acted like she was planning to buy a breast pump.

The woman handed over a €200 note (about $255) for the $25 item and she then exposed a breast and used her fingers to make it squirt milk at a pharmacist.

Workers told police the woman repeatedly sprayed her milk while going through a counter display and approaching a second cash register.

The woman left the breast pump behind and workers later discovered their register was $127 short. Police said the milk spraying was likely a distraction for the woman's theft.

The suspect was described as having a "robust" figure and was speaking an unknown language during the incident, police said.
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Dairy Queen?
 
That robbery went tits up.

I hope they have the evidence on tape for court - in case any witness's mammary fades.

She obviously lact 8 euros to pay for her goods.
 
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... Sorry had to :D
 
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