Am I being paranoid?

Send your wife over I'll videotape and send you instructions as to how to reverse.
Reverse before you burst.
 
Just pull out before you nut. Worked for me for years, then wife went off the pill and I stopped pulling out and she got preggers in two months.
 
Just pull out before you nut. Worked for me for years, then wife went off the pill and I stopped pulling out and she got preggers in two months.

Billy Connoly "when I'm about to ejaculate, not even a bunch of wild horses will make my arse go the other way" :D
 
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