ANCYL defends functional grade woodworker Malema (Satire)

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Hayibo strikes again:

The ANC Youth League has dismissed evidence of Julius Malema's dismal academic career, saying that the ANCYL is "about the collective and not the individual". However education officials have confirmed that Malema achieved an H for standard grade Mathematics in Matric, suggesting that he probably can't tell the difference between concepts of "one" and "many".
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"Woodworking is all about hewing wood and entrenching the hegemony of racism," read the statement. "Comrade Malema was subverting this by failing so selflessly."
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Meanwhile political analysts say they are alarmed by Malema's results in Mathematics.

According to one, who wished to remain anonymous because he wished to remain alive, getting an H on the standard grade meant that Malema was "counting using his fingers and toes, and running into trouble after one hand".
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ROFL

Machine gun Malema was too busy beating up comrades for their tuck money to bother about studying. I'm sure he and JZ will guide the country in very much the same style :o
 
Malema: The result of the "liberation before education" policy.
 
There was a comment on 702 that said:

"Malema got an H in woodwork, which makes him a houtkop"

Thought that was funny.
 
Do they even know the meaning of the word collective? Do they even know the concept of the word? I still think it is the case of "I believe in one man one vote....and I am the man with the vote!":p
 
I really don't understand everybody's problem with his Matric results. At least he got to matric which is better than some other ANC leaders with even greater political aspirations!
 
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