Architect embarrassed by vagina stadium comparison

[TehStranger]

Yea.. buying tickets:
Ticket Lady: "We have two seats in block DB, sir"
Soccer fan: "Where are those?"
Ticket Lady: "Erm.. up near the middle back"
Soccer fan: "You mean in the middle of the field?"
Ticket Lady: "Yes, but at the back."
Soccer fan: "The back of what?"
Ticket Lady: "The field"
Soccer fan: "But you said it was in the middle"
Ticket Lady: "Yea the middle back"
Soccer fan: "What?"
Ticket Lady: "LOOK. Its right under the clit. Ok?"
Soccer fan: "Oh, why didnt you say so"
Ticket Lady: "Cos you're a guy and I thought you'd probably never find it"

Pure class. Have an internet sir.

 

[GreGorGy]

I dunno who qualifies for POTD - Madman or Spliffcat. LOL!

 

[ShaunSA]

Think it looks like a vagina... wait till the sea breeze blows in

 

[Space_Chief]

It's not a vagina people. Repeat after me, it's a VULVA.

 

[daveza]

it's a VULVA.

 

[supersunbird]

it's a VOLVO.

 

[Space_Chief]

it's a VULVA.

Good. Now don't go calling a vulva a vagina, K?

 

[HelterSkelter]

Don't think it rains a lot there, so chances of it getting wet is remote.

 

[Space_Chief]

Don't think it rains a lot there, so chances of it getting wet is remote.

Dryness can be a bigger problem though. It can become an irritation.

 

[Creag]

In all honesty if no-one said it looks like a vagina I would not have noticed.

I am with you on this one. It is a great design and unfortunate that jealousy got the better of someone out there.

 

[daveza]

Vagina with a Brazilian.

 

[covfefe]

I'd tap that

 

[GreGorGy]

I am with you on this one. It is a great design and unfortunate that jealousy got the better of someone out there.

That got me thinking so I showed it to the GF. She said "it looks like a spaceship. No, a clam. (then I smiled). No, wait, a punda."

So maybe I cannot speculate this one.

 

[Creag]

That got me thinking so I showed it to the GF. She said "it looks like a spaceship. No, a clam. (then I smiled). No, wait, a punda."

So maybe I cannot speculate this one.

Tell you what. I'll run the same test on my missus and see what she thinks.

 

[nightjar]

Tell you what. I'll run the same test on my missus and see what she thinks.

Looking at images of the "artist" makes it difficult to imagine her and a vag in the same stadium.

I was going to use the word "hard" instead of "difficult" but thought better of it.

 

[Creag]

Tell you what. I'll run the same test on my missus and see what she thinks.

The missus thought it didn't look much unlike our stadium.

 

[GreGorGy]

The missus thought it didn't look much unlike our stadium.

So then the trial is still 50/50.

 

[genetic]

I'd tap that

The brazilian? :erm: