Are you single?

[Kloofvreter]

Means what? You're getting our sloppy seconds for December?

Hey, after an hour it's no longer seconds!!

 

[semiautomatix]

As long as you spend no money on her, you're not a fool.

There's the spending of your emotions. Whilst there may be no monetary value, it still hurts like a mofo!

 

[Oculate]

Hey, after an hour it's no longer seconds!!

 

[Kloofvreter]

There's the spending of your emotions. Whilst there may be no monetary value, it still hurts like a mofo!

You gotta be strong man!

 

[semiautomatix]

Means what? You're getting our sloppy seconds for December?

Just for you Dolby:

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/showphoto.php?photo=8238&cat=500

 

[semiautomatix]

You gotta be strong man!

Its a deep burn!

 

[Dolby]

Just for you Dolby:

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/showphoto.php?photo=8238&cat=500

Thanks T

*erases image from head*

 

[semiautomatix]

Thanks T

*erases image from head*

Reminds you of a certain bar lady we'll be visiting later?

 

[Dolby]

I just going for Jaegermeister and I *think* 80's music ...

 

[semiautomatix]

I just going for Jaegermeister and I *think* 80's music ...

Jägermeiʃter FTW!

 

[Dolby]

Now I too have a signature (yours) ...

 

[semiautomatix]

Woop, there it is...

http://xkcd.com/513/

 

[semiautomatix]

Now I too have a signature (yours) ...

This is a big step for you. Should I start a slow clap?

 

[Oculate]

Woop, there it is...

http://xkcd.com/513/

/sigh, now i wanna go to the emo corner and /slitwrists

 

[semiautomatix]

/sigh, now i wanna go to the emo corner and /slitwrists

Sorry dude, but that seems to be reality. :/

 

[Oculate]

Sorry dude, but that seems to be reality. :/

+1000 thats exactly what happened to me a few weeks ago

 

[krycor]

lmao @ bmw ad

 

[semiautomatix]

+1000 thats exactly what happened to me a few weeks ago

I'm hear you buddy. I've been relegated to the friends zone one too many times! Its always bloody something.

 

[Nocturnity]

What's this "friend zone" bs? They can shove their "friend zone". I make a rule not to be "friends" with girls I haven't slept with yet. Get the tension out right in the beginning.

 

[semiautomatix]

What's this "friend zone" bs? They can shove their "friend zone". I make a rule not to be "friends" with girls I haven't slept with yet. Get the tension out right in the beginning.

Haha. That makes it easier. Both of you watching a movie, crack out a bottle of red wine. Consider falling asleep on the couch. She leans over: "So you wanna f**k or what?"
"Yeah why not, I have nothing else to do."

No pressure, no tension. Either a yes or no answer. lol

Ah the old f**kbuddy. Where would we be without them?