Armstrong Admits Doping, and Says He Will Testify

abzo said:
Pedal, don't fall, pedal, don't fall, pedal, don't fall. Soooooo complicated :p
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And at night.... Sleep, get up and move around, Sleep, get up and move around,.....
 
The most crucial part of cycling : inject EPO, don't miss vein, inject EPO, don't miss vein, apply make-up to cover up.
 
Hamster said:
Can you imagine the tears now? Me neither, they'll be all like "Who cares. He's just another dude man. Nobody is perfect."

Where is ClintZA when you need to crush his hopes and dreams :twisted:
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We'd need someone to write a ridiculous, emotional [-]rant[/-] article about how everyone who has ever ridden a bicycle in the history of the world ever is also guilty of drug charges, then we can make a massive thread about it and complain how he (Clint) doesn't want to take responsibility for it. I'm thinking:

YOU pumped your veins full of performance-enhancing drugs!! WE ALL pumped our veins full of performance-enhancing drugs!!!11!1!!oneoneone!!1!!

Edit: See now someone else already referred to that incident.
 
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TJ99 said:
YOU pumped your veins full of performance-enhancing drugs!! WE ALL pumped our veins full of performance-enhancing drugs!!!11!1!!oneoneone!!1!!
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okay i admit but it was not intended for that and came in tablet form

Calls for a game of "how high is your haemoglobin" winner receives a bike signed by Lance himself.
 
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Can someone take Lance's twitter picture of him on the couch surrounded by his 7 jerseys and change those jersey's to blood bags or something.
 
Rocket-Boy said:
Meh it depends on what you are into, I personally like watching golf and cycling. You probably dont understand either sport so cant appreciate them.
The Tour de France is the 3rd most watched sporting event internationally behind the soccer world cup and the Olympics.
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Lol, so because majority of people watch or support something does that make it right?
 
I fear after bolt retires all those guys that got silver and bronze medals might do the same thing.
 
On Oprah???

Wasnt OJ Simpson suppose to also admit on Oprah that he did commit the murder? and it never happened?
 
Whilst other sports stars might also be taking drugs they never used the cancer twist and overcoming it like Lance did. I now wonder if that was also a lie or if he really did have cancer. What made his story more newsworthy was the cancer aspect.
 
Not sure one could possibly fake cancer but knowing the medical profession ethics wouldnt be an issue
 
R13... said:
What's the Oprah confessions? Everyone confesses to Oprah.
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Publicity. A big emotional scene where they attempt (often successfully) to elicit sympathy by crying about the terrible pressure and hardships of having more money, fame, women, houses, servants and cars than they can ever get through in a lifetime.

Anyone who gives this dishonest prick a second chance is seriously daft. Like Dubya said: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, um.. you can't get fooled again!".
 
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