Article: Playboy SA snubs Lohan

Hollywood celebrity Lindsay Lohan will not grace the cover of South Africa's January Playboy edition, despite her popular American issue, the magazine said on Friday.

"We have opted for a very different cover option for our January-February edition, and ironically, someone that is much bigger than Lohan," said SA editor-in-chief, Charl du Plessis.
 
An issue this year with a cover featuring cartoon characters, Madam and Eve, attracted the least buyers.

"Eve was showing her back, sitting on an ironing board."

He said Madam kept her clothes on, and was shown along with Mother Anderson peeping, wide-eyed, from the side of the frame.
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The f***?
 
Thumbs up to Charl du Plessis. I agree gingers should not be classified human. They should appear on some science freak magazine. ;)
 
nfbs said:
Thumbs up to Charl du Plessis. I agree gingers should not be classified human. They should appear on some science freak magazine. ;)
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Ginger Beer... 'cos Gingers don't deserve real Beer. :D
 
Only americans could find that lohan spread good. It doesn't even look like her and you only see her boobs.

Shyte for 1 million dollars full exposure should be a prerequisite. One of the worst playboy spreads i have ever seen.
 
Gingers are funny.

[video=youtube;otphq5MuVqA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otphq5MuVqA&feature=player_embedded#![/video]
 
nfbs said:
Thumbs up to Charl du Plessis. I agree gingers should not be classified human. They should appear on some science freak magazine. ;)
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Disagree with you. Had breakfast at Vodacom Golf Village in Bellville yesterday. Waitress was ginger and really gorgeous. Way too young for me though, but really gorgeous. I would classify her as Human - FullHD.
Now, back to the OP. Lindsay Lohan became a failure the day before she reached puberty. Playboy magazine is considered classy (by those in the know), but having Retard Lohan as the cover feature would detract from its class. Kudos to PlayboySA.
 
Would you guys honestly turn down Lindsay Lohan right now if she offered it? Lol, come on now. Whatever you catch it will be worth it in the long run, what better story to tell your own kids or grandkids in the future, "Kids, when I was a young lad like yourselves, I ****ed Lindsay Lohan".

That's priceless.
 
VioAdmin said:
Would you guys honestly turn down Lindsay Lohan right now if she offered it? Lol, come on now. Whatever you catch it will be worth it in the long run, what better story to tell your own kids or grandkids in the future, "Kids, when I was a young lad like yourselves, I ****ed Lindsay Lohan".

That's priceless.
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Only if we can watch Parent Trap while getting busy


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VioAdmin said:
Would you guys honestly turn down Lindsay Lohan right now if she offered it? Lol, come on now. Whatever you catch it will be worth it in the long run, what better story to tell your own kids or grandkids in the future, "Kids, when I was a young lad like yourselves, I ****ed Lindsay Lohan".

That's priceless.
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Yes, I would actually turn her down, because I don't want to have to explain to my non-existent kids "I had a one-night stand with Lindsay Lohan which gave me an STD which means I can no longer procreate".
 
The_Assimilator said:
Yes, I would actually turn her down, because I don't want to have to explain to my non-existent kids "I had a one-night stand with Lindsay Lohan which gave me an STD which means I can no longer procreate".
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Being a junkie and a shoplifter doesn't automatically make you a hotbed for disease.
 
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