Article: Pretoria man appears for beastiality

[MickeyD]

Please guys, don't highlight the subject of your puns, it's desperate and tacky.

If it's good, and it makes sense, we will understand it, and if the special needs folk miss it, well that's their issue.

/drops head in embarrassment ...

 

[copacetic]

/drops head in embarrassment ...

No, no, no. You were drawing attention to a name, perfectly acceptable, plus your actual puns (while truly awful ) were done with academic perfection!

 

[MickeyD]

No, no, no. You were drawing attention to a name, perfectly acceptable, plus your actual puns (while truly awful ) were done with academic perfection!

That's re-assuring....

 

[copacetic]

That's re-assuring....

That's the way. Subtle.

 

[Azbubu]

All these puns are so assinine. I bray it stops soon.

 

[MickeyD]

I wonder how Shrek feels about Donkey's harassment?

 

[Azbubu]

I wonder if while the donkey was being bestialitated he kept asking "are you there yet?"

 

[copacetic]

I was looking for a funny picture for this thread.

Unfortunately, the results of google search: 'donkey sex', while producing hilarious pictures, would get me banned.

 

[MickeyD]

I was looking for a funny picture for this thread.

Unfortunately, the results of google search: 'donkey sex', while producing hilarious results, would get me banned.

Was about to post that his punishment should be to let a donkey reciprocate on his ass!

/mindscrub

 

[Azbubu]

Wonder if the ass was gaping after the incident.

/porn joke

 

[Nerfherder]

This dude will go to hell for breaking the 7th commandment : Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours ass.

I wonder if its polite to wait for the donkey to cum before finishing ? Actually I wonder if the donkey even noticed if he was in ?

 

[flarkit]

"Neigh bra, djy moenie so hard donkie, just do it"

 

[FrankCastle]

This is the second incident in less than a week involving a donkey.
Do these particular animals just keep quiet and take it like an ass.

 

[Bizkit87]

how bout they let the donkey get revenge on his ass? strap him to a table, feed the donkey 10 blue pills, and let him have his way

 

[ISP cash cow]

were there any other assailants to this assault?

 

[Luke7777]

Wife's probably a real dog..

 

[Mach III]

This is sensational writing... The sex was consensual !

 

[Azbubu]

The thing about donkeys is that you never know whether they're screaming out of pleasure or pain.

 

[lived666]

is this not another zimbabwean shape shifting case of witchcraft involving a prostitute that changes into a donkey?

 

[(@) (@) twister]

The thing about donkeys is that you never know whether they're screaming out of pleasure or pain.

Didn't you know "nee-haw" is donkey for "I'm coming".