Article: Suggestions for Zuma

Pleas for water and advice on why to study if there are no jobs, and politely written notes of anguish from remote towns around the country, filled the presidency's facebook page ahead of the state of the nation address on Thursday.

"Msholozi [President Jacob Zuma's clan name] do something about drugz nd improve our education system create more job stop telling us about skills shortage ppl r loosing their jobs were else they got skills ... so do something (sic)," wrote Sphijo Nkosi.
 
"Msholozi [President Jacob Zuma's clan name] do something about drugz nd improve our education system create more job stop telling us about skills shortage ppl r loosing their jobs were else they got skills ... so do something (sic)," wrote Sphijo Nkosi.

(sic)...haha! Understatement of the year.
 
I can just see Msholozi's state of the nation address turning into a correspondence Q&A.

@WorriedWhiteGal says "JZ, resign or stop the rapes and murders!"

Well @WorriedWhiteGal, I am busy applying my mind, but a solution shall be forth.....coming. eh he eh he eh he...

@NonthleSays says "Mr President, keep up the good work."

I am planning on doing what @NonthleSays ... says. eh he eh he eh he...

@Crimestop says "Corruption is rife, make a plan!"

Well Crimestop, it is of our view that crime is on the decrease. I think it is time for you to become rife with positive news and not be subjected to the darkforces in the media at hand.

*obligatory middle fingering the glasses back into positon*

and so on and so forth.
 
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