Article: Zuma relaxed at Nkandla

President Jacob Zuma was relaxed at his home in Nkandla, KwaZulu-Natal, on Saturday, the presidency said.

"Earlier, the president visited two local voter registration stations in Halambu and Ntolwane Primary Schools respectively," spokesman Mac Maharaj said in a statement.
 
So nice to hear our president is relaxed.

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Thanks Mac, I was wondering what our leader was up to. So exiting to hear he's relaxing in the house we build.....
 
Just read on news24 that the party [ANC] apologized for Zuma' s no show as he had 'a prior engagement' and here Mac is telling us that he is relaxing at Nkandla....

Go figure..
 
lets just hope he & his family dont mistake the fire pool for a swimming pool in the heat of summer - it would be somewhat unbecoming of a presidential family to misuse a purpose-designed safety feature of a national keypoint.
 
Mac should really spend some time updating king Zumatello's Facebook status because I think it still says he is backed up and spending a lot of time on his gold-plated porcelain throne.
 
Could we wish for an earthqake or something? Just to test that our R200mil 'security updates' against these 'natural disasters' actually works of course.
 
evilstebunny said:
Could we wish for an earthqake or something? Just to test that our R200mil 'security updates' against these 'natural disasters' actually works of course.
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A fire would be a more realistic choice.

He does have a fire pool for his thatched roofs. That pool has been painted blue and has some chlorine to keep it from growing algae in it. Perfect for fighting fires.
 
Picard said:
A fire would be a more realistic choice.

He does have a fire pool for his thatched roofs. That pool has been painted blue and has some chlorine to keep it from growing algae in it. Perfect for fighting fires.
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we all joke, but it probably has a rapid assess point somewhere:
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Picard said:
**** no ... with his heavy-weight frame (actually his fat ****ing gut) a diving plank would be a national key point of risk.

I can't imagine something like this being installed at his "fire-pool".
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well no, picture it, use your imagination a bit & let me sketch the picture:

zumatella
little black speedo
swan dive
 
See there is an article on News24 where he states he is not corrupt irt Nkandla and that he build most of it with the bond he's still paying off....

How stupid does this ****** think we are?
 
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