Article: Zuma under fire for heaven and hell comments

This is no different from the 70 virgins fable. How else are the leaders going to convince people to actually blow themselves up if they don't make up some fanciful promise about the hereafter. Worse is last time I looked Zuma used his political connections to squash 700 counts of corruption. Would you trust such a man with your life?
 
ocleroux said:
Well Mr. Zuma...I am now a registered voter and I really hope that my little vote helps to send you and your munkies to munky hell! Cant wait for the local elections. YAY!

I know it might be a unrealistic dream...but dear god....just imagine if the DA were to take over Joburg! HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
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That would be cool..
 
TKD01 said:
For others this will be a new low, for Zuma sadly its only a new middle
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I am guessing he will make some similar comments the closer we get to the elections. Remember the comment about Afrikaans people during the 2009 national elections.
 
No ANC supporters today?

Last time the ancestors would have come to haunt you.
Now you will go to hell.

Let’s start bets on what it will be next.

IF you do not vote ANC :

The Tokoloshi will come get you.
You will grow a tail.
You will get sick.
Die

Other suggestions?
 
After experiencing(not) service delivery from tha ANC - Hell doesn't sound such a bad place.
But seriously - is Zuma even an religious person- probably praying to his forefathers.
 
(@) (@) twister said:
After experiencing(not) service delivery from tha ANC - Hell doesn't sound such a bad place.
But seriously - is Zuma even an religious person- probably praying to his forefathers.
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Zuma is what you want him to be, at that very moment ...
 
(@) (@) twister said:
After experiencing(not) service delivery from tha ANC - Hell doesn't sound such a bad place.
But seriously - is Zuma even an religious person- probably praying to his forefathers.
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Actually an interesting point. Dances around in sneakers and a leopard-skin loin-cloth and speaks highly of initiation rights when it suits him but becomes a Christian when he has to wear his suit and tie?

Sounds like a bit of spiritual confusion on his part.
 
Lycanthrope said:
Actually an interesting point. Dances around in sneakers and a leopard-skin loin-cloth and speaks highly of initiation rights when it suits him but becomes a Christian when he has to wear his suit and tie?

Sounds like a bit of spiritual confusion on his part.
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Haha :D - mind you he probably managed to sweat blood before the corruption charges against him was dropped :D
 
Here's a bloke,
who's presidency is a joke.
He says he's for the common man,
but it's only when it suits his plan.
He talks of God at rallies,
and of ancestors when defending his pallies.
He's a lame duck hoping for votes,
a wild machinegun spreading his oats.
His 'comrades' laugh behind his back,
while snuffling sushi off a model for a snack.
His family members have suddenly found wealth,
while his electorate starves, and suffers ill-health.
This man is a menace who cannot rule a straight line,
And we South Africans sit back and say "jawellnofine".
The time has come to tell him to go and wear his cowhides,
voetsek! MY God does NOT take sides!
 
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Joke from the comments section of News24:

Jacob Zuma dies, and goes up to the pearly gates. St. Peter asks Zuma, "Do you feel like you deserve a place in Heaven?" Zuma replies, eish, um sure. So St. Peter offers a chance to spend a week in Heaven, then a week in hell, and after the two weeks he can choose.

So, first week in heaven, everything is bliss, calm peaceful and, well... nice. so off to Hell for a week. Some of his comrades are there, Julius leading the pack. They play golf, drink, party all night, the most beautiful women as far as the eye can see (with sushi on their naked bodies). The week flies by!

St. Peter asks Zuma what his choice will be? "Remember that this will be your final choice." Zuma says, eish, heaven is great but I think hell will be more fun ... and in a flash he appears in hell.

He arrives to a desolate barren waste land of pity, torture, hate and well, hell. So he goes to Julius, and asks: "What happened to all the great stuff that was here???" Julius:
"Ah, last week we were campaigning, this week you voted."
 
I think I'd rather take my chances with the fella with the pitchfork then vote ANC. It would be a cold day in hell before that happens. ;)
 
TheREV said:
Here's a bloke,
who's presidency is a joke.
He says he's for the common man,
but it's only when it suits his plan.
He talks of God at rallies,
and of ancestors when defending his pallies.
He's a lame duck hoping for votes,
a wild machinegun spreading his oats.
His 'comrades' laugh behind his back,
while snuffling sushi off a model for a snack.
His family members have suddenly found wealth,
while his electorate starves, and suffers ill-health.
This man is a menace who cannot rule a straight line,
And we South Africans sit back and say "jawellnofine".
The time has come to tell him to go and wear his cowhides,
voetsek! MY God does NOT take sides!
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This sort of poetry brings tears to my eyes (lol :D) Beautifully written. Nice.
 
I initially didn't like Zuma, I guess due to all the negative propoganda by the media etc. Then he became president and I slowly warmed to him. After listening to his speeches and interviews over time I started respecting the man.

BUT this one speech has destroyed ALL the respect I had for him...it has been a sad week.

That stupid speech has lost the ANC so many votes, what a joke. Even the PAC has complained.
 
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ANC spokesperson Jackson Mthembu said that if the word "heaven" was inappropriate in a figurative sense, expressions such as 'marriage made in heaven', 'heavenly voices' and 'sweets from heaven' would not exist

"South Africans, both black and white, fully understand the use of figurative expressions and the context is which our president used 'heaven or hell' in figuratively expressing himself over the weekend," he said in denying that Zuma's comments were blasphemous.

"We are also of the view that those who are 'alarmed' by his expression are probably driven by jealousy for not having thought of the expression."
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Idiots Unite. Wear your power balance bracelets. And VOTE PROUDLY ANC.

Retard.
 
Nod said:
Zuma is what you want him to be, at that very moment ...
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very true.

Mila said:
Let’s start bets on what it will be next.

IF you do not vote ANC :

The Tokoloshi will come get you.
You will grow a tail.
You will get sick.

Other suggestions?
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just one more:
"you are a cockroach."
i think that's where he's heading with this.
 
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