B*tches be crazy!

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Merlin

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I am currently in a learning phase...

That is to say, that I am learning that although the women I shared my Friendship - and occassionally my body - with, whom I thought was a rational, sane, mature and trustworthy individual, is actually turning out to be, quite surprisingly, a complete and utter psychotic F'ing B*tch!

It's like I've fallen off of the wrong side of the bed, through a portal, and arrived at the fiery gates.

Never, EVER harbour the belief that women are logical and mentally-stable creatures.

In the event that you uncouple, unfriend and/or drift apart, ensure that your testicles are secure, that she has nothing personal of yours and hope like hell you didn't pass some potentially dangerous info' her way in a mellow moment.

Crazy-azz Biaaatch.
 
So tell us the story.....

Who is she and what happened?
 
As jy meisie probleme het, ek voel sleg vir jou, seun. Ek het 99 probleme, maar 'n **** is nie een.
 
Hell hath no fury...

What happened?
 
Not even close, alf. ;)

This started out as a FWB agreement, but it got WAY out of hand.

The very short version is that she's in love with me and despite attempts on her side, can't handle my attempts to meet other people.

There never were feelings on my side and I've had no issues keeping my end of the agreement intact.

...and now that I've found a girl I really am interested in, the skies have gone dark.

The problem is that we became very good friendships over the duration of our agreement and now there are some issues to be addressed before I can tell her to get lost.

I know what my first New Year's resolution is, and I intend to keep it.
 
Merlin said:
Not even close, alf. ;)

This started out as a FWB agreement, but it got WAY out of hand.

The very short version is that she's in love with me and despite attempts on her side, can't handle my attempts to meet other people.

There never were feelings on my side and I've had no issues keeping my end of the agreement intact.

...and now that I've found a girl I really am interested in, the skies have gone dark.

The problem is that we became very good friendships over the duration of our agreement and now there are some issues to be addressed before I can tell her to get lost.

I know what my first New Year's resolution is, and I intend to keep it.
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Word. I myself am being stalked by an ex-colleague, who was straight, then lesbian, is now bi-sexual, twice divorced. We've only ever chatted, and she claims to be in love with me. Never have been and never will be interested in her.

Bitches do be crazy.
 
Sleeping with your friend is a horrible idea however you look at it. Being dumb creates problems - its basic stuff really.

You made your own bed.
 
Zyzzyva said:
Sleeping with your friend is a horrible idea however you look at it. Being dumb creates problems - its basic stuff really.

You made your own bed.
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Oh blah, blah. Makes for good emo threads, so whatever.
 
Zyzzyva said:
Sleeping with your friend is a horrible idea however you look at it. Being dumb creates problems - its basic stuff really.

You made your own bed.
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What he said...
 
This started out as a FWB agreement, but it got WAY out of hand.
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Someone with far more experience in these matters once told me:

"If you *&#@ a girl enough times, she will fall in love with you, even if she doesn't like you that much at the start."

I've heard enough evidence, the same goes for Monkeybranch theory, to realise that it's true.
 
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