B*tches be crazy!

[Merlin]

EnchanterG, kudos on the eloquence.

It's been more F than WB for quite a while now, so it's not about a new branch - it's about calling time on an expired coupling and going after somewhat worthy that interests me.

I hold hope that there are good ones out there though.

Haha @ battletoad. I'll try and remember that question...although I'm fairly certain I'd rather find out than ask my way there.

 

[zll]

Its all about keeping Ego happy!

Can't really argue with that.

each and EVERY woman is psychotic*

A women's level if craziness is directly proportionate to her hotness. The hotter she is, the crazier is she is. I even started a thread once where I was curious to know why so many women are on antidepressants.

so take lessons from your dad: just don't care.

Amen. I was at a party on Saturday and this hot girl who'd kinda been bouncing in and out of our group joins us. We're standing outside and she starts complaining that she's cold. My brother offers her his jacket, and she literally turns her back on him and walks away. We're all like "wtf?" and I tell my brother later "Didn't you get the memo?" He asks "What memo?"

"Chivalry is dead."

 

[Ancalagon]

Amen. I was at a party on Saturday and this hot girl who'd kinda been bouncing in and out of our group joins us. We're standing outside and she starts complaining that she's cold. My brother offers her his jacket, and she literally turns her back on him and walks away. We're all like "wtf?" and I tell my brother later "Didn't you get the memo?" He asks "What memo?"

"Chivalry is dead."

He should have told her that her fat wobbles when she shivers. Then she would have pounced on him.

 

[EnchanterG]

I would have suggested slapping her arse and saying "It's warmer in the kitchen..."

;D

 

[TJ99]

News at 11: Chicks are neurotic. No exceptions. But seriously, being friends with benfits is asking for trouble. Women cannot separate sex and emotional involvement.

Only fat, ugly guys can be single.

Fixed. Girls are never single for long, even if they are fat and/or ugly. There are just more men, that's just how it works.

 

[Nick333]

News at 11: Chicks are neurotic. No exceptions. But seriously, being friends with benfits is asking for trouble. Women cannot separate sex and emotional involvement.



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That's just not true. If they think you want them more than they want you, they'll ditch your ass as soon as the mood takes them.

I agree with enchanter. For most guys FWB is about stoking their ego while enjoying the benefits of being single. Secretly they love that the chicks falling for them. Even when the shyte hits the fan they can't help bragging about how some crazy and presumably hot biatch couldn't resist his charms.

A stand up guy would allow the woman the upper hand in the relationship so this sort of shyte doesn't happen.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

This just in from notalwaysight.com :

Donuts Or Donuts, There Is No Try
Donut Shop | Manila, Philippines | Food & Drink

Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Five boxes, dozen donuts each, right now.”

Me: “Okay, is there any specific–”

(Suddenly, I hear a woman screaming in the background.)

Woman: “Donuts! NOW!”

(The caller gets back on the phone.)

Caller: “Whatever flavors you have. Five dozen donuts A-S-A-motherf***ing-P!”

Me: “Um, alright, that’ll be [price]. How much change should our deliveryman bring?”

Caller: “I will give your delivery guy all the money I have in the house! Just get him here before my wife sits on me and hits me with the freakin’ remote control!”

:wtf:

so glad that's not mine...

 

[Nick333]

This just in from notalwaysight.com :



:wtf:

so glad that's not mine...

Libs you are such fccking wierdo sometimes.

 

[TJ99]

That's just not true. If they think you want them more than they want you, they'll ditch your ass as soon as the mood takes them.

Provided they have someone else as per the monkey/branch theory.

Which, as I pointed out, they will, so I guess you're right. Car guards I tell you. Car guards.

 

[Nick333]

Provided they have someone else as per the monkey/branch theory.

Which, as I pointed out, they will, so I guess you're right. Car guards I tell you. Car guards.

I the monkeybranch theory is about half right at best. If you've kept up your end of the bargain with a FWB I.e. not dropped little hints that you like her more than a friend, she'll back off for another woman.

The difference for a guy and a girl in a FWB deal is that for a guy the only question is can I get a hard on? For a woman there has to be a sense of security and attraction. Basically whatever criteria a woman use to decide whether or not she'll fcck you is about half way to deciding she'll marry you. From her point of view she's just a convenient vagina. As soon as a guy starts dropping hints that she's more than just a handy screw she's now faced with a situation where she's sleeping with a guy she fundamentally likes who is making her feel as though he feels the same. Chicks aren't saints but when it comes to attraction it's an unfair playing field and the retards have the advantage.

 

[MightyMuffinMan]

Probably his mom.
She gave birth to him.

lol

 

[battletoad]

Haha @ battletoad. I'll try and remember that question...although I'm fairly certain I'd rather find out than ask my way there.

oh, that could be your answer! You see, getting to know her takes time. Time plus interest in her as a person implies openness to relationships (in her mind). Openness to relationships implies actual relationship, albeit undercover pending official proclamation of said "fact" (in her mind).

A women's level if open craziness is directly proportionate to her hotness. The hotter she is, the more openly crazier is she is.

fixed

I even started a thread once where I was curious to know why so many women are on antidepressants.

did Disney movies feature as an answer?

 

[Merlin]

oh, that could be your answer! You see, getting to know her takes time. Time plus interest in her as a person implies openness to relationships (in her mind). Openness to relationships implies actual relationship, albeit undercover pending official proclamation of said "fact" (in her mind).

Most women, not FWBs.

 

[JerryMungo]

This started out as a FWB agreement, but it got WAY out of hand.

And you are surprised? Seems you have yourself to blame. Things to learn.

Sticks hand in fire, gets burnt, blames fire.

...creates a thread.

^^ This

 

[Quey_Quick]

As always Barney has the answer:

"The Hot/Crazy Scale is a graph used to display someone's hot-to-crazy ratio. As Barney explains in How I Met Everyone Else, a person is allowed to be crazy, as long as they are equally hot. Ideally, you want your date to be above the diagonal line, indicating that they are hotter than they are crazy.
The diagonal line is known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal by Barney, after a girl he dated who jumped back and forth across the line by shaving her head, then losing ten pounds, then stabbing Barney with a fork and finally getting a boob job.

The bottom-right corner of the scale is dubbed the Shelly Gallebsy zone by Barney, after another girl he dated who fell into that area after gaining twenty pounds and trying to kill him with a brick.

Barney explains the Hot-Crazy scale to the gang after Ted introduces them to Blah Blah, his crazy girlfriend at the time."

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/showphoto.php?photo=28293&cat=500

 

[Surv0]

Not even close, alf.

This started out as a FWB agreement, but it got WAY out of hand.

The very short version is that she's in love with me and despite attempts on her side, can't handle my attempts to meet other people.

There never were feelings on my side and I've had no issues keeping my end of the agreement intact.

...and now that I've found a girl I really am interested in, the skies have gone dark.

The problem is that we became very good friendships over the duration of our agreement and now there are some issues to be addressed before I can tell her to get lost.

I know what my first New Year's resolution is, and I intend to keep it.

Never works, been there done that and had to cut her off completely. Chicks cant handle FWB type relationships if they arent already seeing somebody or married. Without that extra connection keeping them aloof, they will build feelings for the guy that shags them every night and feels their most intimate feels etc.

If a woman says she can handle it, shes lying. Dont even go down that road if you value your friendship at all, but then again, usually one doesnt if they end up shagging, which usually ends up breaking the whole thing anyway.

bottom line, stay away.

 

[dudewotevr]

Sleeping with your friend is a horrible idea however you look at it. Being dumb creates problems - its basic stuff really.

You made your own bed.

+1

Do retarded things, play with women's feelings, expect retarded results. Many people can't just turn off their feelings. FWB often = FYL. Absolutely retarded.

 

[Voicy]

Provided they have someone else as per the monkey/branch theory.

Which, as I pointed out, they will, so I guess you're right. Car guards I tell you. Car guards.

So many souls could be saved if only they heeded the advice I preached upon them in my sig. :/