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I'm throwing a bachelor party in about a months time and was wondering if anyone has any cool ideas.

I was thinking of maybe getting a place to sleep over in Magalies and then party and sleep over.

The whole strip club thing is a bit over rated.
 
Golf, paintball & fishing are cool activities. Try and make a weekend out of it.
 
take your bud to a casino & get him to beg ladies for a kiss or a gambling chip. (you chose the option & person)

dress him funky first.

Then go to where you'll be staying & open lotsa bottles....
 
Venomous said:
take your bud to a casino & get him to beg ladies for a kiss or a gambling chip. (you chose the option & person)

dress him funky first.
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I always think people who do this are being stupid about it. Is the person who is forced to dress weirdly and do things probably out of character enjoying himself at all? Surely that's the point of the bachelor party (enjoying himself, I mean)?
 
just get yourself a few cheap hookers, lots of alcohol and some drugs, good old fashion fun, strip clubs are overrated.
 
Imagine... said:
I always think people who do this are being stupid about it. Is the person who is forced to dress weirdly and do things probably out of character enjoying himself at all? Surely that's the point of the bachelor party (enjoying himself, I mean)?
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Another thing that ticks me off is the poor guy get's given a beer mug of mixed alcohol that he has to down. His night is essentially over after this and he probably does not remember much of it either. What a waste.
 
Best bachelors I went to, my uncles friend had a place by the dam. We spent all day water skiing, tubing etc, driving range into the dam,lhelicopter rides offered by his uncle and lots of great food and beer supplied by a chef who cooked lunch and dinner for us. Once the sun went down we all sat around the fire, played drinking games, remembered the old times and had a ball. Everyone passed out where they could and we ended up with a memorable (maybe not so memorable ;) ), clean bachelors. Perfect!
 
I know the feeling.what a waste.

ponder said:
Another thing that ticks me off is the poor guy get's given a beer mug of mixed alcohol that he has to down. His night is essentially over after this and he probably does not remember much of it either. What a waste.
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ponder said:
Another thing that ticks me off is the poor guy get's given a beer mug of mixed alcohol that he has to down. His night is essentially over after this and he probably does not remember much of it either. What a waste.
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+1 I'm going to ban this. Spend all this time and money then he's wasted within half an hour.

RandomGRK said:
Best bachelors I went to, my uncles friend had a place by the dam. We spent all day water skiing, tubing etc, driving range into the dam,lhelicopter rides offered by his uncle and lots of great food and beer supplied by a chef who cooked lunch and dinner for us. Once the sun went down we all sat around the fire, played drinking games, remembered the old times and had a ball. Everyone passed out where they could and we ended up with a memorable (maybe not so memorable ;) ), clean bachelors. Perfect!
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This sound legendary. I think a bachelors is suppose to make you remember the good about being a bachelor not regret it.
 
My God, what has happened to us? Is it the female growth hormone in the milk we drink or chicken we eat. The point of a bachelor party is to humiliate the bachelor and show him what he is missing. That means getting him ratted and letting him stare at naked women and smoking cheap cigars. Public nudity is also an option.

It isn't about going for a weekend fishing and then sitting around a campfire talking about your period pains.

For the love of all that is holy the groom to be must have dropped some hints over the last few months.

My advice is to hire a painball range and a few strippers, get the groom wasted, strip him to his underwear, give him a 5 minute headstart and get the naked strippers to hunt him down like a dog with all of you in tow. Once all the strippers have found him and shot him retire to the campsite, get wasted and enjoy a strip show.
 
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Had mine recently...
First stop was paint ball. That was pretty fun/painful. There's this thing called the bachelor run where all your buddies stand in a line and fire at you as you try and run across a 50m open field, then back again. I've still got the scars from that one...
Then off to a dodgey pub for some humiliation and food.
Finally off to a club near home to get plastered.

Agree on the strip club thing.. Not worth it.
 
google FUBAR estate.

Epic spot near harties, perfect for the night time party, and good rates.

yes, a bachelors venue called FUBAR.
 
BobsLawnService said:
It isn't about going for a weekend fishing and then sitting around a campfire talking about your period pains.
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LOL!!! Classic line.

viven said:
Had mine recently...
First stop was paint ball. That was pretty fun/painful. There's this thing called the bachelor run where all your buddies stand in a line and fire at you as you try and run across a 50m open field, then back again. I've still got the scars from that one...
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Yup, had that too.

I kinda like the idea of just having a good time with your mates for a weekend. It'll be difficult to do anything with just the guys after he's married, and the other okes -married/not will be stoked to get away from the wives and gf's for a few days I'm sure. But for sure, the guy has to be humiliated a little bit. Although the whole dress-up-in-ladies-clothing-and-stand-on-the-sidewalk-begging-for-money is stupid.
 
BobsLawnService said:
My God, what has happened to us? Is it the female growth hormone in the milk we drink or chicken we eat. The point of a bachelor party is to humiliate the bachelor and show him what he is missing. That means getting him ratted and letting him stare at naked women and smoking cheap cigars. Public nudity is also an option.

It isn't about going for a weekend fishing and then sitting around a campfire talking about your period pains.

For the love of all that is holy the groom to be must have dropped some hints over the last few months.

My advice is to hire a painball range and a few strippers, get the groom wasted, strip him to his underwear, give him a 5 minute headstart and get the naked strippers to hunt him down like a dog with all of you in tow. Once all the strippers have found him and shot him retire to the campsite, get wasted and enjoy a strip show.
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I'm afraid in this politically correct progressive society that kind of thing is taboo even though it is rather tame
 
Alan said:
I'm afraid in this politically correct progressive society that kind of thing is taboo even though it is rather tame
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It's not taboo at all. People just find it stupid, what is the point of getting someone so drunk they can barely walk and what exactly is the point of humiliating someone? Seems like one of those things where it is the way it has always been done and therefore we must continue with it. It's old hat and we've all been to strip clubs before so it's nothing special on a bachelors as you have been there before and you can always go there again.
 
luxe said:
google FUBAR estate.

Epic spot near harties, perfect for the night time party, and good rates.

yes, a bachelors venue called FUBAR.
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Awesome I've contacted them to see if they have place.

Just a question would on night be enough or do you go 2 nights?

So arrive fri party the night then sat paintball and chill the evening.
 
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The scary thing is that bachelorette parties are more sexual than bachelor parties these days. A few guys standing around a fire with beers in their hands after a game of golf talking about The Bulle does not a bachelors make.

It's sad a sad state of affairs.
 
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