Bachelor party ideas

BobsLawnService said:
The scary thing is that bachelorette parties are more sexual than bachelor parties these days. A few guys standing around a fire with beers in their hands after a game of golf talking about The Bulle does not a bachelors make.

It's sad a sad state of affairs.
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this is why op needs cheap hookers + drugs.
 
ponder said:
It's not taboo at all. People just find it stupid, what is the point of getting someone so drunk they can barely walk and what exactly is the point of humiliating someone? Seems like one of those things where it is the way it has always been done and therefore we must continue with it. It's old hat and we've all been to strip clubs before so it's nothing special on a bachelors as you have been there before and you can always go there again.
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I agree about the booze part. Humiliation is fun and strippers are a must. I don't frequent strip clubs so only at bachelors parties. You guys throw utterly boring easily forgoton bachelor parties you might as well be drunk anyway for what the memories will be worth.

As if old hat is negative. I've heard about bachelor parties my fathers generation had. EPIC. Including one where the sloshed victim was thrown on a train to nowhereville with plaster of paris on his leg. Now that is memorable.

BobsLawnService said:
The scary thing is that bachelorette parties are more sexual than bachelor parties these days. A few guys standing around a fire with beers in their hands after a game of golf talking about The Bulle does not a bachelors make.

It's sad a sad state of affairs.
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Indeed. Males castrated by years of fem nazi indoctrination.
 
BobsLawnService said:
The scary thing is that bachelorette parties are more sexual than bachelor parties these days. A few guys standing around a fire with beers in their hands after a game of golf talking about The Bulle does not a bachelors make.

It's sad a sad state of affairs.
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Sorry I think it is a poor excuse to use to justify looking at paid for nakedness. You had all the time in the world to play the field and now that you are on your way to be faithful to some-one else you want to take a chance? There are things you do when you are single and then there are things you do when you are in a relationship. I am all for balls to the wall partying with mates, but fail to see the point of a stripper.
 
Alan said:
Including one where the sloshed victim was thrown on a train to nowhereville with plaster of paris on his leg. Now that is memorable.
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I'm beginning to wonder about that story. Seems every guy in the old days woke up on the train at De Aar station with plaster of paris on their leg. Urban Legend?

As for the strippers I think we grew tired of the whole thing (that and the russian/ukranian girls), think last time we went was about 5yrs ago. Dunno, all my mates enjoyed their bachelors weekends away which is usually 2-1 month before the wedding and then we also have one night on the town (including strip clubs) with a rented bus/van about 2 weeks before the actual wedding. They all talk about the weekend away but the night out with strippers & booze barely gets a mention.

Days days I would rather go to Hooters than Teazers given the choice.
 
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Well the point is you're supposed to do something unique and outlandish not something mundane
 
Had mine the other weekend, we went: - horse riding (fun) :) -> drinking (fun) :sick: -> paint balling (had loads of fun) :D -> me selling cupcakes at the side of the road in a french maids dress :o (not fun).
 
Grubscrew said:
Sorry I think it is a poor excuse to use to justify looking at paid for nakedness. You had all the time in the world to play the field and now that you are on your way to be faithful to some-one else you want to take a chance? There are things you do when you are single and then there are things you do when you are in a relationship. I am all for balls to the wall partying with mates, but fail to see the point of a stripper.
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+1

The way I see it, I wouldn't want some naked douche jumping all over my fiancée just as im sure she wouldn't want some stripper rubbing her tits in my face. Ive done all that...had my experiences. Also, I dont want to be humiliated and I would prefer to remember the night or weekend.

Another great idea if finances allow, a CRUISE. My uncle has done it for 2 of his mates. The first time was apparently fantastic, weather was great and it was epic. The 2nd time was horrible due to the weather. Everyone except for the groom and best man was sea sick. On the first trip they had a booze bill of $120000 (R840000) for 6 guys the one night...lol
 
RandomGRK said:
On the first trip they had a booze bill of $120000 (R840000) for 6 guys the one night...lol
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HTF do you spend almost a bar on alcohol for 6 guys in a night? I know you get some really expensive stuff (Like a bottle of cognac for R10mil) but this is crazy.
 
RandomGRK said:
My uncle has done it for 2 of his mates. The first time was apparently fantastic, weather was great and it was epic. The 2nd time was horrible due to the weather. Everyone except for the groom and best man was sea sick. On the first trip they had a booze bill of $120000 (R840000) for 6 guys the one night...lol
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Your uncle must be LOADED!
 
TheGuy said:
Hi Guys


I'm throwing a bachelor party in about a months time and was wondering if anyone has any cool ideas.

I was thinking of maybe getting a place to sleep over in Magalies and then party and sleep over.

The whole strip club thing is a bit over rated.
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For my bachelor's, we booked a private dining room at the Grillhouse in Rosebank with our own waitress and had steak, beer and cigars. It was manly and civilised and by far one of the best bachelor's I'd ever attended :)

http://www.thegrill.co.za/private_rooms.html

Juice
 
RandomGRK said:
Hahaha. Typo!!! I added a zero too much.

Its $12000 and R84000.
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At R300 a shot, each person would need 46 shots (which is a bottle and a half aprox of booze)

They must have been drinking seriously expensive stuff, or throwing their drinks overboard.
 
tau1z said:
At R300 a shot, each person would need 46 shots (which is a bottle and a half aprox of booze)

They must have been drinking seriously expensive stuff, or throwing their drinks overboard.
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I dont even bother asking what they drink...But I know they would have probably ordered stupid expensive whiskey, cognac, cigars etc. Then again, when they get sloshed they tend to go overboard and buy everyone else drinks. I wont be surprised if they ordered bottles of the best Champagne and such, shared it and tipped the waiters and bar staff a few thousand. Its not that they are all mega rich...ok some of them are...but they tend to lose control in that group.
 
RandomGRK said:
I dont even bother asking what they drink...But I know they would have probably ordered stupid expensive whiskey, cognac, cigars etc. Then again, when they get sloshed they tend to go overboard and buy everyone else drinks. I wont be surprised if they ordered bottles of the best Champagne and such, shared it and tipped the waiters and bar staff a few thousand. Its not that they are all mega rich...ok some of them are...but they tend to lose control in that group.
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Its a bachelors, thats how its supposed to be :)
 
If the bachelor is conscious at the end of the night, you failed.

while (bachelor == conscious)
{
alcohol++;
}
 
RandomGRK said:
+1

The way I see it, I wouldn't want some naked douche jumping all over my fiancée just as im sure she wouldn't want some stripper rubbing her tits in my face. Ive done all that...had my experiences. Also, I dont want to be humiliated and I would prefer to remember the night or weekend.

Another great idea if finances allow, a CRUISE. My uncle has done it for 2 of his mates. The first time was apparently fantastic, weather was great and it was epic. The 2nd time was horrible due to the weather. Everyone except for the groom and best man was sea sick. On the first trip they had a booze bill of $120000 (R840000) for 6 guys the one night...lol
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Thats why you hire a male lap dancer for him and the girls for you :D
 
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