Bachelors party?

[Kalvaer]

Do any of you have any ideas for a weekend away for a bachelors party.

Other than the usual strippers that pitches up with every google search. We are taking my mate away for the weekend to a game farm in the middle of no where before his weeding and are thinking of things to do?

 

[Peder]

make him wear a bra and make him carry something around all the time like a watermelon and then shoot the watermelon afterward...

Abduct him from his house...

 

[Kalvaer]

He knows he is going with us for the weekend, just not what will be going on. Also not sure if I will trust anyone coming to shoot straight after 2 days of drinking

We were thinking of dressing him up and then every one else hunting him with paintball guns, but now we cant get those organised as planned. so need to think of something else

 

[bwana]

A bunch of guys alone on a game farm . . . . wouldn't of been my choice of bachelor parties but as long as it's the groom's cup of tea then that's what counts.

Paint balling sounds fun as long as there's time for the bruises to heal

 

[Serqet]

Tea can do that!

 

[LandyMan]

A bunch of guys alone on a game farm . . . . wouldn't of been my choice of bachelor parties but as long as it's the groom's cup of tea then that's what counts.

Paint balling sounds fun as long as there's time for the bruises to heal

you telling me!! Nursing 35 odd shots to the body from a paintball massacre on Friday.

To OP, difficult to "do" things for a bachelors on a game farm, but just being away for the weekend normally means you don't have to drive anywhere, so you can get hammered without worrying about killing yourself driving drunk

 

[Pitbull]

Get some copper compound and rub it all over him on arrival, and then make sure he doesn't have a wash for the full duration of the stay

 

[Budza]

Get some copper compound and rub it all over him on arrival, and then make sure he doesn't have a wash for the full duration of the stay

And then?

 

[Pitbull]

And then?

Do you have any idea what "Copper Compound" is ?

It's a bitch to get off when it's on your skin and it stains

 

[Budza]

Cool. You're never going to be invited to my bachelors...

 

[syntax]

Do you have any idea what "Copper Compound" is ?

It's a bitch to get off when it's on your skin and it stains

and then his fiance kills you....

 

[Waaib]

How about checking the sports schedules for that weekend and setup a betting system - maybe for drinks or food instead of cash (winners eat steak and drink single malt - loosers get Windhoek Light and pro-nutro) . Or use monopoly money and at the end the winner gets a price or something.

Find a way to rig it that the bachelor always looses.

 

[Kalvaer]

The wedding will be a month after this, so enough time to heal. We wanted to get him out somewhere were we could just get him smashed and have fun with a few of his close mates, and not worry about driving and cops. The week before the wedding we will be having one of the more "traditional" get togethers with everyone, where we will have to have designated drivers

The paintball idea would of been really great and then everyone could just relax, sit around the braai, and consume tons of tequila, but cant do that now.

Oh and Staalbal... ever tried Mercurochrome (not that I would do that, but my dads mates did it to him the night before his wedding)

 

[Kalvaer]

Find a way to rig it that the bachelor always looses.

LOL... I like that!

 

[Waaib]

I saw 'cheap' paintball sets at Toy's R Us recently ... maybe that will work for you.

I reckon my idea is great 'cos it will be a theme that runs through the weekend. You can only get drunk around the fire so many times ...

 

[FantaFest]

well get a taser or wax- Make a questionnaire about his fiance and when he gets a question wrong zap him or rip his hair out For example coke or pepsi,what does she prefer?

 

[Kalvaer]

Will check out toy R us.

Ok and cokefest.. he is scottish so will be wearing a kilt to his wedding. I think his Fiance would kill us as well if he has patchy legs.. but if he had pants on.. I would seriously consider it

 

[Pitbull]

The wedding will be a month after this, so enough time to heal. We wanted to get him out somewhere were we could just get him smashed and have fun with a few of his close mates, and not worry about driving and cops. The week before the wedding we will be having one of the more "traditional" get togethers with everyone, where we will have to have designated drivers

The paintball idea would of been really great and then everyone could just relax, sit around the braai, and consume tons of tequila, but cant do that now.

Oh and Staalbal... ever tried Mercurochrome (not that I would do that, but my dads mates did it to him the night before his wedding)

ROFLMAO !!!!!

Seriously, I got copper compound mushed into my head and my pants, it took me 3 bottles of sunlight liquid just to look and feel human again. That stuff is fk'ng nasty.

 

[Fuma]

Do any of you have any ideas for a weekend away for a bachelors party.

Other than the usual strippers that pitches up with every google search. We are taking my mate away for the weekend to a game farm in the middle of no where before his weeding and are thinking of things to do?

That's a good idea. Get him lots of it.

 

[Kalvaer]

Doh.. didn't even realise the weeding part

Staalbal, my dad rushed through the hospital and asked what could be done. A nurse laughed at him and said, soap, water, and three weeks. All his mates told my Mom on the wedding that she better like "red vienna's"

But having had my own bachelors party, I want to try at least let the guy enjoy parts of it (even if it is small parts)