Bachelor's

in my experience, batchelors go down well when it's a bunch of guys that know each other well and can have a jol and get up to mischief given any circumstance.

the problem comes in when you have teenagers, geriatrics, students and married-with-young-kids all thrown together who are expected to have the time of their lives. that's when the best man decides to adopt a well-worn formula and things can get a bit contrived and awkward.
 
What is wrong with men these days? Is it all the hormones in milk or something or have women finally destroyed us?

What is the point of just having a braai, playing golf or paintball and being civilised - that is a normal Saturday afternoon.

A bachelors is supposed to be a grand blowout. A final goodbye to the single life and one last chance to experience the dumbarse, testosterone driven, stupidity of having no responsibilities and indulging in a bachanillian orgy of alcohol, titties, humiliation and gross stupidity.

If done right the bachelor is supposed to be so overdosed in the above that the next day he yearns for the tender embrace and lifetime of tranquility with his bride.

This is the last ritual of being a single man. You are letting everyone down when you throw the equivalent of a kitchen tea for your mate on his bachelors and you should stop being such a girl.

I swear this is why the divorce rate is so high.

So man up, put your tampons and panties away for the night and let uncle testosterone show you what it is like to be male for a change again.
 
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BrendanD said:
What is wrong with men these days? Is it all the hormones in milk or something or have women finally destroyed us?

What is the point of just having a braai, playing golf or paintball and being civilised - that is a normal Saturday afternoon.

A bachelors is supposed to be a grand blowout. A final goodbye to the single life and one last chance to experience the dumbarse, testosterone driven, stupidity of having no responsibilities and indulging in a bachanillian orgy of alcohol, titties, humiliation and gross stupidity.

If done right the bachelor is supposed to be so overdosed in the above that the next day he yearns for the tender embrace and lifetime of tranquility with his bride.

This is the last ritual of being a single man. You are letting everyone down when you throw the equivalent of a kitchen tea for your mate on his bachelors and you should stop being such a girl.

I swear this is why the divorce rate is so high.

So man up, put your tampons and panties away for the night and let uncle testosterone show you what it is like to be male for a change again.
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:cry::cry::cry: ... You couldn't have put it in a more, BEAUTIFUL way :(
If it's not your thing, don't go, you won't have fun, otherwise if you're like me, it should be an absolute jol
 
One last thing. I'm guessing the real reason these guys in this thread did not want strippers was really because their brides forbade them from having strippers. Now ask why their brides didn't want strippers. The real reason is because she doesn't trust her future husband. Now ask yourself what is one of the cornerstones of a long lasting marriage? Yes, trust. Do you really think it's a good idea to marry someone who is never going to fully trust you.
 
BrendanD said:
One last thing. I'm guessing the real reason these guys in this thread did not want strippers was really because their brides forbade them from having strippers. Now ask why their brides didn't want strippers. The real reason is because she doesn't trust her future husband. Now ask yourself what is one of the cornerstones of a long lasting marriage? Yes, trust. Do you really think it's a good idea to marry someone who is never going to fully trust you.
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im sorry but is just one k@k excuse. seriously. is having strippers a show of you being a man? not to mention that it is disrespectful to yourself and your wife to go and lust and look at other pu$$ies. it's definitely not a show of self mastery- in fact it's a lack there of. having strippers is cheap imho. there is no manhood in it or no thing of god now i can trust my future husband just because he had strippers at his bachelors. if you want nudity at your celebration of you getting married- then **** get help rather. it's as lame as getting married just to ****...
 
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..celebration of you getting married- then **** get help rather.
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This is the premise upon which you're basing your argument and it is deeply flawed. It's called a bachelors party, not a marriage party. It's about saying goodbye to the bachelor life, not celebrating the wedding. You celebrate getting married after both parties say "I do." at the reception.
 
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BCO said:
Ugh. A friend's having a big "traditional" bachelors in March and I am so not keen to go. It's a whole wear suits, get ****faced walking around from venue to venue, strippers, humiliate the guy thing.

In other words, not my cup of tea AT ALL.

Am I being a dick if I don't go?
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If you're not common, you're not, and pandering to it will only dismay you,
give it a miss.
 
BrendanD said:
This is the premise upon which you're basing your argument. It's called a bachelors party, not a marriage party. It's about saying goodbye to the bachelor life, not celebrating the wedding. You celebrate getting married after both parties say "I do." at the reception.
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did you visit strip clubs, had sex with as many as woman as possible before you got married ? if not then there is no point in having 'them' at your party since it was not part of your bachelors life, now is it. fact remains that you say that you saying no to nudity, sex and so on on your last day before getting married is a showcase of your manhood and trust in your relationship is bull**** no matter how you look at it. it's pathetic that you need nudity to celebrate, period.

who de **** will want to marry a man who have strippers in his life ? i guess it takes a common woman to marry a common man.
 
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i guess it takes a common woman to marry a common man.
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Or one who trusts her future husband and understands that a good bachelor party is an important rite of passage. Anyone who has been to a good bachelors who has seen the switch flick in his brain that makes him think "I'd rather be with my fiancé right now." knows what I'm talking about. (And if the switch gets flicked out of boredom it does not count.)
 
BrendanD said:
Or one who trusts her future husband and understands that a good bachelor party is an important rite of passage. Anyone who has been to a good bachelors who has seen the switch flick in his brain that makes him think "I'd rather be with my fiancé right now." knows what I'm talking about. (And if the switch gets flicked out of boredom it does not count.)
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please go to church tomorrow and pray for your salvation :D
 
BrendanD said:
What is wrong with men these days? Is it all the hormones in milk or something or have women finally destroyed us?

What is the point of just having a braai, playing golf or paintball and being civilised - that is a normal Saturday afternoon.

A bachelors is supposed to be a grand blowout. A final goodbye to the single life and one last chance to experience the dumbarse, testosterone driven, stupidity of having no responsibilities and indulging in a bachanillian orgy of alcohol, titties, humiliation and gross stupidity.

If done right the bachelor is supposed to be so overdosed in the above that the next day he yearns for the tender embrace and lifetime of tranquility with his bride.

This is the last ritual of being a single man. You are letting everyone down when you throw the equivalent of a kitchen tea for your mate on his bachelors and you should stop being such a girl.

I swear this is why the divorce rate is so high.

So man up, put your tampons and panties away for the night and let uncle testosterone show you what it is like to be male for a change again.
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excellent post
 
BrendanD said:
What is wrong with men these days? Is it all the hormones in milk or something or have women finally destroyed us?

What is the point of just having a braai, playing golf or paintball and being civilised - that is a normal Saturday afternoon.

A bachelors is supposed to be a grand blowout. A final goodbye to the single life and one last chance to experience the dumbarse, testosterone driven, stupidity of having no responsibilities and indulging in a bachanillian orgy of alcohol, titties, humiliation and gross stupidity.

If done right the bachelor is supposed to be so overdosed in the above that the next day he yearns for the tender embrace and lifetime of tranquility with his bride.

This is the last ritual of being a single man. You are letting everyone down when you throw the equivalent of a kitchen tea for your mate on his bachelors and you should stop being such a girl.

I swear this is why the divorce rate is so high.

So man up, put your tampons and panties away for the night and let uncle testosterone show you what it is like to be male for a change again.
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Wow, you make "real men" sound like a bunch of douchebags.
 
If you don't wanna be there why don't you just join em for a few drinks before it gets too crazy and say you have to be somewhere.

For my bachelors I just wanted to have a good time with my mates so we spent the weekend on a farm in Elgin, booked some quad bikes, braaied, watched the Bokke on supersport and drank. Not everyone was keen for strippers so the weekend before that a mate of mine with a nice company expense account took me and my "wife to be" to Mavericks for some lap and table dances. Was awesome. Nice way to spice things up.
 
My eyes bleed just reading this thread...:cry:

Are we really debating the merits of having strippers at a bachelors party:confused: If you need to know WHY, then you dont deserve em strippers getting nekid and rubbing their ***** all over you. Rather take your pina colada and your 1 piece braai and talk about the weather with your other pansy friends. More stripper for me.

In the words of that famous black guy ' You better keep it real".....

BTW, Im taking the piss, but not really:)
 
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