Bad Driving thread

Let me guess, you're always right and the rest of the world is always wrong. Shame, another millennial breakdown. Boo-hoo!
 
Sargeant said:
Let me guess, you're always right and the rest of the world is always wrong. Shame, another millennial breakdown. Boo-hoo!
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Small tottie or small man syndrome or do you drive a shizzy little car?
 
Spliffcat said:
Small tottie or small man syndrome or do you drive a shizzy little car?
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Probably all of the above. :crylaugh:

I had a b*** driving on my tail on Marine drive in a shizzy i10. I couldn't see her headlights she was so close. I was already doing 90km/h in a 70km/h zone, driving on the right, as I was going to turn right at the next robots.

She pulls up next to me in the adjacent right turning lane, obviously to overtake me and cut me off to turn left at the next lights. I never let her have it. I put my foot down, left her in the dust and watched her pull in back behind me to turn left at the next lights. :D
 
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And your dick is still exactly the same size. All that wasted testosterone :)


Edit: Don't worry, I do that too. That's how I know about the whole size thing... :D
 
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325i said:
Heading from home from Woodmead to Sandton CBD using Bowling Ave/Katherine St. From the intersection of Malboro Dr & Bowling, a lady in a silver Kia Cerato Koup was sitting on her phone from that intersection till Katherine St.

I was in the right lane and she moved over to the left, undertook me and then decided to come over into my lane. I hooted at her (she was quite close) and she went back in her lane, mind you STILL ON HER PHONE, I now speed up and want to get in front of her because she's insane and she again comes into my lane with our doors next to each other. Blasted my hooter at her and I honestly saw her roll her eyes and say oh gosh fine, and put her phone down.

these people who think their phones are more important, we know who is going to die/meet in a car accident first.

I hope this lady got a shock and will think twice again about touching her phone. The sheer ignorance.
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Wrong thing to do. Stay behind her where you can see her, if you pass her you run the risk of the inattentive tart rear-ending you.
 
namzsteve said:
Not bad driving but guys, what is up with people randomly braking in the "fast lane" I almost rear ended someone today on my morning commute to the office. After overtaking her on the left I noticed she was on her phone.
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Didn’t you just explain it yourself ?
 
My pet hate in Cape Town is drivers who think they're above waiting in line like everyone else and cross a solid barrier line onto an on-ramp to get to the front of the queue.

This is the worst on the M5 town-bound and M3 south-bound. I often catch these [insert obscene words here] by pulling out in front of them and driving at the same speed of the traffic - most of the time to applause and cheers of other drivers.

I am fully aware it's illegal to do so myself and can't fully justify it other than 1 x illegal is better than 1 x illegal + 1 x arsehole.

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I nearly shat myself and crashed into the Merc next to me on Saturday morning. Was pulling away from the the Lord Charles traffic lights in the direction of the N2. I waited for the light to go green then floored it. A second later this big truck comes in from the right side, jumping his red light. Had to swerve into the left lane, luckily the Merc next to me at the lights did not do a pull.

Dammit these red light jumpers are a nuisance.
 
Rouxenator said:
I nearly shat myself and crashed into the Merc next to me on Saturday morning. Was pulling away from the the Lord Charles traffic lights in the direction of the N2. I waited for the light to go green then floored it. A second later this big truck comes in from the right side, jumping his red light. Had to swerve into the left lane, luckily the Merc next to me at the lights did not do a pull.

Dammit these red light jumpers are a nuisance.
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That traffic light there has had a few big accidents. At least nothing happened.
 
Not exactly bad driving but saw an Uber (grey Corolla FM99GRGP) with tires used at such an extent that the tread indicator is not even visible anymore and makes it almost a slick tire...

People like this should be shot on sight.
 
f2wohf said:
Not exactly bad driving but saw an Uber (grey Corolla FM99GRGP) with tires used at such an extent that the tread indicator is not even visible anymore and makes it almost a slick tire...

People like this should be shot on sight.
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That gives him his racing edge over his competition
 
I don't even know where to start with this, I'm sitting at the airport now, but geez, people in Cape Town drives badly. Completely chaos and disregard for traffic rules on the Stellenbosch Arterial this morning. Cars and taxis speeding past in the yellow lane at break neck speeds right next to still standing traffic. Traffic sitting in the traffic just minding their own business and not doing anything about the chaos.

I'm surprised there was only one accident (although it involved about 5 or 6 cars) the way these people drive.
 
I don't even know where to start with this, I'm sitting at the airport now, but geez, people in Cape Town drives badly. Completely chaos and disregard for traffic rules on the Stellenbosch Arterial this morning. Cars and taxis speeding past in the yellow lane at break neck speeds right next to still standing traffic. Traffic sitting in the traffic just minding their own business and not doing anything about the chaos.

I'm surprised there was only one accident (although it involved about 5 or 6 cars) the way these people drive.
 
I'm still trying to figure out how the majority of drivers got their licenses? When they are turning right they don't follow the road markings they just start merging as soon as possible, those markings are there for a reason. Also if an ambulance is trying to make it's way through traffic give them the gap, but this is of course only an issue because the emergency lane was crowded with more cars.
 
Lupus said:
I'm still trying to figure out how the majority of drivers got their licenses? When they are turning right they don't follow the road markings they just start merging as soon as possible, those markings are there for a reason. Also if an ambulance is trying to make it's way through traffic give them the gap, but this is of course only an issue because the emergency lane was crowded with more cars.
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Yea - people forget about the basic rules. if there are no markings it and you are turning on a road with multiple turning lanes, it is turn right keep right and turn left keep left
 
I often get a mental picture of all these tons of metal on wheels with a great ape - a gorilla, if you like - sitting behind the wheel.
They have no farcking idea what they're doing but there they are, pretending to be in control.
 
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