Bad Driving thread

[Johnatan56]

Obviously traffic services don't care. Another car even went completely on the painted island, so 4 cars over 2 lanes...

 

[Craig_]

So what is the peoples PERFORMANCE car?

I don't know anymore, is there even an affordable performance car left on the market? Even the 86 is now hideously expensive.

 

[genetic]

So what is the peoples PERFORMANCE car?

In Cape Town, it's trash like this;

Not that it goes fast. They just make a noise and smoke a lot.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

In Cape Town, it's trash like this;

Not that it goes fast. They just make a noise and smoke a lot.

Wat n stik kak.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

The Polo is here in Mzansi.

Golf has been way overpriced and out of reach for many people for years now

Mzansi? Do you mean to say South Africa?

 

[PhireSide]

Mzansi? Do you mean to say South Africa?

Ja sorry, Souf Efrika

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Ja sorry, Souf Efrika

Much better.

 

[Spliffcat]

Gti is like a prickly pear. Once it stops the prick jumps out.

 

[Craig_]

In Cape Town, it's trash like this;

Not that it goes fast. They just make a noise and smoke a lot.

Lots of those garbage cars around stellenbosch as well, lots of noise and smoke but very little forward movement.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Lots of those garbage cars around stellenbosch as well, lots of noise and smoke but very little forward movement.

Do you reckon the owners have the same performance attributes in bed?

 

[Colin62]

Gti is like a prickly pear. Once it stops the prick jumps out.

I think I’m familiar with the joke you tried to make, but it’s really impossible to be sure.

 

[Craig_]

Do you reckon the owners have the same performance attributes in bed?

With the type of skank you usually see with them that is completely possible.

 

[The_Librarian]

In Cape Town, it's trash like this;

Not that it goes fast. They just make a noise and smoke a lot.

can it go any lower?

 

[ArmatageShanks]

can it go any lower?

Yes, with the help of @Iamnotageek's girlfriend

 

[The_Librarian]

Yes, with the help of @Iamnotageek's girlfriend

nah, I'll sic a sarge from the army* on it

*not the SANDF for sure...

 

[jun_tao]

Finally had some time to put some videos together.

 

[Stokstert]

Finally had some time to put some videos together.

And why do you not stop dead at a stop sign?

 

[jun_tao]

And why do you not stop dead at a stop sign?

Too true!! My apologises. Guess I'm part of this thread!

 

[namzsteve]

Finally had some time to put some videos together.

The red polo needs to meet me on the road, I would've never let it through. Don't like polo vivo drivers, always have bad experiences with them

 

[My_King]

Hate people that when it starts to rain turn their hazards on... didn`t know the rain is breaking your car.

Funny thing is they never pull over but keep going 60KM/h in the overtake lane