This reminds me of an event that happened years ago. My dad was driving on the R80 in Pretoria. He doesn't like speeding and was already driving at the max allowed speed. Then a Merc started tailgating him, but there wasn't a safe opportunity to switch lanes yet, so he just kept driving at speed.
There was an upcoming pothole in the road, so being annoyed by the tailgater he waited right until he was about to hit the pothole to swerve out. Due to the following distance being so little between the two cars, the Merc hit the pothole and pulled over to examine the damage. I remember my dad looking in the mirror and saying "Lekker, kry vir jou".