Balding at 18

If you are balding at a young age ..... and you may have hairs on your palms ..... well thats caused by turbation or rather mass turbation. (or so I was told as a kid)

Get a girlfriend quickly ....
 
Scary_Turtle said:
If you doing protein shakes stop them. Ask any hair dresser the guys with big muscles are bald or try googling it.

If you have gained a couple of extra kg's the last year or developed a boep maybe you should try some healthy food. Diet and baldness go hand in hand.

For me I had a small recession at about 20 and then it just stopped and have a full head of hair at 30.

If all else fails embrace it nothing wrong with bald people unless you tattoo a swastika on there :)
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What the hell is wrong with you?!
You comment on the swastika is beyond pathetic and insensitive
 
supervegeta41 said:
Well this is happening.

Noticing my hairline is receeding in a shape resembling male pattern baldness. My parents say my hair will start regrowing once I sort out my sleeping patterns but I'm not so sure. My barber said i'm balding because I hadn't cut my hair in a while :/

I'm almost 100% convinced its male pattern baldness as my dad as well as both grandparents are bald. I've been reading up about medications and it seems like Nisim is the best bet.


Can anyone advise me what I should do and if Nisim does in fact work?
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/big deal
Is your lifestyle healthy? If no, fix that and monitor.
/end big deal

Otherwise:
The genes to go bald comes from the mother's side, not the father's. Are your mom's brothers or dad bald? If so - genetic perhaps.

Get used to it.

Some girls like tall guys, some short. Some thin, some fat. Some bald, some with full heads of hair. Some simply don't care. (Substitute girl for guy if you're so inclined - no issues). Now go enjoy life ... oh, make sure you wear a cap/hat when out in the sun. That's all.
 
krustyrsa said:
You know, Botox isn't that hard to get, not cheap either (this old guy can afford it :D). You can be 50 and look 30 :P
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Yes, but at 30 I'm still gonna be better at banging his wife than him. In that area botox won't take you anywhere :D
 
Did anyone notice Op broke joining age rule? is 18 now joined years ago. Bring the firewood burn and BAN him!
 
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