bang bang bang

yes, damages the TCXO inside your UTD and then your connection is worse than ever because the frequency shifts or becomes unstable

That's just brilliant
 
Kei said:
yes, damages the TCXO inside your UTD and then your connection is worse than ever because the frequency shifts or becomes unstable

That's just brilliant
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Ummm, yes except that halicon was joking there, interpretation too literal ;).
 
Typical - why am I not suprised by that interpretation ...

/me senses a "lack of humour" vortex spinning around someones head ...

... sigh ...
 
well yes I have a lack of sense of humour around people who say I am talking crap on forum
 
i found a good whack to the modem gets it moving faster...

faster being the operative word... it goes from 0.00kb/s to 1.00kb/s

Worked with previous modems... except... I haven't had to whack my ADSL modem at all... wonder why....
 
noone said:
i found a good whack to the modem gets it moving faster...

faster being the operative word... it goes from 0.00kb/s to 1.00kb/s

Worked with previous modems... except... I haven't had to whack my ADSL modem at all... wonder why....
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lol... me eyes adsl subscription form on my table...

dun worry kei i would never bang my modem for real... hrm maybe on some wbs employee's head though? would that damage the TCXO inside my UTD? banging it on someones head?... er... hollow head?
 
Halicon,

What you did has a name

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again. :D
 
PeeVee said:
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again. :D
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it works with people sometimes too
 
rather drive with ur car over it...so it will make u get something better than Iburst:P
 
if someone had to try and whack the crap out of me they would be facing an assault charge as well as litigation!
 
Not if you die during the course of the Whacking and your body just <poof> disappears...... :) :) :)
 
The cops will find it eventually and arrest people responsible

Anyway getting back onto the topic here, put said UTD in the path of roller used for making roads, then go to Telkom and tell them you love them so much for half of your salary left over after taxes and levies, they can give you ****ty ADSL
 
bb_matt said:
Typical - why am I not suprised by that interpretation ...

/me senses a "lack of humour" vortex spinning around someones head ...

... sigh ...
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See sig below :(
 
Kei said:
if someone had to try and whack the crap out of me they would be facing an assault charge as well as litigation!
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Kei, really ... relax dude, its Friday! Have a good one ... leave your iBurst alone, then it should be an ok one :D
 
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