bang bang bang

Kei said:
The cops will find it eventually and arrest people responsible

Anyway getting back onto the topic here, put said UTD in the path of roller used for making roads, then go to Telkom and tell them you love them so much for half of your salary left over after taxes and levies, they can give you ****ty ADSL
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The cops in SA? Some cops in SA cant find their own feet! I had to deal with some cops the other day to authenticate study diploma copies and stuff. They had no clue what was going on! Finding dead bodies is mostly done by CSI on tv, not in SA though.

EDIT: Please note that I said SOME cops. I have family members who are cops, and I have cop action figures as well as a plush toy (those ones you catch with "The Claw").
 
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noone said:
i found a good whack to the modem gets it moving faster...
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I personally found that waxing my modem makes it go faster.
I use turtle wax. Nice. :D
 
Craig, buddy, would you please set this person straight about the SAPS

As for the speculation over my imminent death i.e. smacking me to death, that is murder and it is a crime
 
eye_suc said:
The cops in SA? Some cops in SA cant find their own feet!
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Heh! Agreed! When I had a car accident I went to the cop station to report it (as one does), and the cop on duty had to copy down my ID number from my drivers license card onto the accident report form. He would stare at the card for about 5 seconds, then write down 1 (ONE!) number. Stare at the card for 5 seconds, write down another ONE number... Er, how did this oke get a job at a cop station? Anyways, writing down my ID number, name and telephone number took about an hour and a half. Eventually I had to take over. :mad:

Disclaimer: I have nothing against cops.
 
halicon said:
is that the ADSL Wax variety?
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Yeah. But I actually cheated. I got my friend over in the UK that has a 2mbit connection to send over HIS modem wax. Man! Am I pillaging the network now!!! :D
 
UtterNutter said:
Heh! Agreed! When I had a car accident I went to the cop station to report it (as one does), and the cop on duty had to copy down my ID number from my drivers license card onto the accident report form. He would stare at the card for about 5 seconds, then write down 1 (ONE!) number. Stare at the card for 5 seconds, write down another ONE number... Er, how did this oke get a job at a cop station? Anyways, writing down my ID number, name and telephone number took about an hour and a half. Eventually I had to take over. :mad:

Disclaimer: I have nothing against cops.
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hey i dont mind cops who are not the brightest... but when a doctor or nurse does more a less what you described then i worry.
 
thanks nutter. i have many similar experiences with cops.

but my uncle is a captain here in cape town. he knows what he is doing, as does many other cops...
 
eye_suc said:
...cop action figures as well as a plush toy (those ones you catch with "The Claw").
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Huh :confused: - what's that? sounds fun but methinks a Poison Ivy actionless figure would be more my taste - preferably one that can double as a Voodoo doll...:D
 
Kei said:
As for the speculation over my imminent death i.e. smacking me to death, that is murder and it is a crime
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Either I am blind (don't think so, as I can see what I am typing) OR
The post threatening Kei has been deleted (might be the case) BUT

Kei, the whole world is not against you ... sit back, take a nice sip of coffee/tea/water/cooldrink/alcohol/soup, whichever you prefer, and just relax man.

If you smoke, chain smoke about 10 Camels quickly ... works for me :D
 
eye_suc said:
thanks nutter. i have many similar experiences with cops.
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I'm sure this was an isolated example. I was flabbergasted it must be said.

"Then this one time at band camp, I was stopped by this cop whose name badge said "Captain Craigsa", and he gave me uphill, and he tried to arrest me, he said I was surfing too fast on the information highway, and he let me go with just a warning, so I went home." :D
 
LandyMan said:
Either I am blind (don't think so, as I can see what I am typing) OR
The post threatening Kei has been deleted (might be the case) BUT
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I have just checked the moderator log, and this thread has not had anything deleted from it, nor have any posts been edited by moderators - according to vBulletin that is, IMO this is where Kei got offended:[post=231579]
PeeVee said:
Halicon,

What you did has a name

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again. :D
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Kei said:
if someone had to try and whack the crap out of me they would be facing an assault charge as well as litigation!
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[/post]Now I have to say that no human being would be offended by PeeVee's post there - unless they were a cyborg...Kei?
 
ic said:
I have just checked the moderator log, and this thread has not had anything deleted from it, nor have any posts been edited by moderators - according to vBulletin that is, IMO this is where Kei got offended:[post=231579][/post][post=231678][/post]Now I have to say that no human being would be offended by PeeVee's post there - unless they were a cyborg...Kei?
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Exactly my point
 
This is the funniets damn thing. Jumping to conclusion, taking offence at threatening a modem with violence. Can I be a part of that world? pretty please?
 
Guys, I have a confession: I make my modem work 24 hours a day. Yes I know I should give it time off from work. I've made him work 24/7 for the last 6 months. Please don't hurt me... :D
 
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