Being oblivious

You didn't f'off with the first yes? :unsure:
I snogged the one went home with the other and therein lies the old joke between me and the buddy, buddy went home with number three. I got smacked along with the no's and he learned who were the easy one's while sitting on his ass. Never fell for that one again!
 
I see you’ve got some advice already, but be careful of those who just dish out advice without doing any due diligence.

I will lend you my wisdom but want to make sure I advise responsibly. Please send pics so I can advise you correctly.
I am asking her for pics now, went with "I haven't seen you in ages" as an angle. She used to be pretty hot and her profile pic looks just fine.
 
LOL, years ago, one very drunken night at Bulldogs in Strand...

My buddy looks at me and says, Bru, dare. Walk up to 10 different chicks and ask them if they want to go fool around. So I did, 3 said yes, 4 no's and 2 moerse klappe. I stopped after klap number two.

Jirre, Bulldogs, the three which said yes were probably mules.
 
Just seen this thread.. also had many an oblivious moments but then later grew some confidence to just ask - to the point where in pubs I'd just ask if any chicks were keen..

One that sticks out is when I was in first year varsity.. one of the fairly hot girls in my maths tut group happened to be in the sister res that I was in. We used to sometimes go to extra lectures together and then afterwards revise, but she'd insist on coming to my res room. And she'd always sit on my bed. I later realised she couldn't give a toss about the maths and there I was ****ing working out derivatives and integrals and talking about useless maths stuff and she just wanted to smash :X3: A few time this happened but then suddenly stopped and I was firmly placed in the friend zone. I dropped the ball here! My mates said I dodged a bullet though as the saying went: don't **** where you eat (since she was in the sister res to my res).
 
OK so last night out of the blue a girl I worked with about 3 years back sends me a message and says we should go for coffee. Is this a sign that I might have missed something 3 years back?

The last thing I need is another what-if.
Don't talk crap! LOL

Something must have sparked this, someone doesn't just send you a msg "lets go for coffee" after 3 years without a prior conversation, unless like she has a brain deficiency... or she's a spammer and sends the same message to multiple men waiting for a fish to bite.
 
Don't talk crap! LOL

Something must have sparked this, someone doesn't just send you a msg "lets go for coffee" after 3 years without a prior conversation, unless like she has a brain deficiency... or she's a spammer and sends the same message to multiple men waiting for a fish to bite.
Or fresh out of a relationship.
 
I snogged the one went home with the other and therein lies the old joke between me and the buddy, buddy went home with number three. I got smacked along with the no's and he learned who were the easy one's while sitting on his ass. Never fell for that one again!
Oh. OK. So this is based on a joke that's been doing the rounds for many years...not your actual experience.

Now it makes sense.
 
Anyway I was cleaning up my Twitter account fairly recently (still use it for customer care complaints). Found a messages certain celebrity model in my DMs dates back 2012. I thought nothing of it at the time...... But maybe :unsure:
 
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Any I was cleaning up my Twitter account fairly recently (still use it for customer care complaints). Found a messages certain celebrity model in my DMs dates back 2012. I thought nothing of it at the time...... But maybe :unsure:
Name and shame
 
Any I was cleaning up my Twitter account fairly recently (still use it for customer care complaints). Found a messages certain celebrity model in my DMs dates back 2012. I thought nothing of it at the time...... But maybe :unsure:

Sure you did big guy… screenshot showing the name or gtfo
 
Any I was cleaning up my Twitter account fairly recently (still use it for customer care complaints). Found a messages certain celebrity model in my DMs dates back 2012. I thought nothing of it at the time...... But maybe :unsure:

She thought you were gay Poly
 
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