Being single rocks!

[guest2013-1]

• No "take me out" moaning when you've been out almost every single night of the week
• No being disappointed (and hearing about it) when I take her ass out and that it was "just okay"
• No having to listen to her yammer on with her problems she doesn't want me to fix but still listen to for hours on end, seeing her make the same mistake over and over again to just have her bitch again about something that she could have prevented
• No buying gifts that you think are cute and represent some part of the relationship which you adore and having it thrown back in your face and rip your heart out of it's cage for being "silly" or not "knowing her by now" or having to hear how much she doesn't like the gift but "its okay because it's the thought that counts... she GUESS"
• No having to walk around the mall endlessly till my feet can't take it anymore and my ass crack is raining down sweat like there's no tomorrow yearning for a place to just sit down and relax for a beer, but no "must quickly go look at that pair of cute shoes"
• No having to hear what an "angry driver" I am or have her instruct me on proper driving technique whenever there's an idiot on the road, "Well you shouldn't be driving this fast anyway".... no, it's not road rage I'm just mad at YOU for not shutting your trap yet
• No more coming late for movies and missing the previews (my favorite part) because she can't tell time and has to be late for EVERYTHING ("haha, fashionably late")
• No more walking (and hiding from) the 10 billion guys she ****ed as a one night stand (which didn't count towards the 11 boyfriends she felt she should tell me about)
• No more pretending to care that I like her backwards-assed family and their untrained spoiled dog
• No more spending countless hours trying to come up with stuff to do when we go out (which always got shot down and "lets just go to the casino")
• No more being late for special occassions, like a ****ing sunset picnic at a place which I had to pay extra to be open that late on the mountain at the language monument overlooking the mountains BECAUSE SHE WOULD RATHER IGNORE MY COUNTLESS PLEAS TO GET READY AND GO AND TALK TO HER STUPID AUNT FOR HOURS, ONE WHO SHE LIVES WITH
• No more sex having to hear how her previous boyfriends had her and how exciting that was (or how drunk she got) then a few weeks afterward pretend she didn't tell me and acting surprised that I "knew all her secrets"
• No more going to parties having to worry about your own sobriety because you're the one that has to drive her (and her friends) home and then being called "no fun" because I didn't drink all night. Well it was my pleasure getting your ass home safely BITCH
• No more having to explain why you've pitched as a single when everyone knows you have a gf because she had better things to do, like watch the eTV movie...
• No driving her broke assed friends around just because she wants to hang with them and THEN ASKED TO LEAVE (but come back when I need to pick them up again)

Being single ****ing ROCKS

And anyone that says otherwise should go fly a kite in a thunderstorm and please YouTube it for me to laugh at each time I see your dumb ass get electrocuted.

The END

 

[Rosaudio]

+1

 

[guest2013-1]

I must admit, she had huge boobs which helped... but man, there's a **** load of porn out there with my name on it that's 10 BILLION times better than the **** women put us through.

No thank you, if I want titties and want to squeeze on them, I'll go to a strip club and get a lap dance (which is cheaper than driving around/going out all the ****ing time anyway)

Ho ****ing ho Merry Xmas

 

[scotty777]

Bro, listen, I suggest the next relationship you are in, show that you are the man!

As for me, I'm still farking lonely, and I've just finished Matric, sigh, life is REALLY gonna suck in a few years.

 

[guest2013-1]

Bro, listen, I suggest the next relationship you are in, show that you are the man!

As for me, I'm still farking lonely, and I've just finished Matric, sigh, life is REALLY gonna suck in a few years.

Naw man, if you need company hook up with a girl for the night, they're a dime a dozen (apparently). Being "in love" does stuff to your manhood. I only recently found my balls again. So hindsight is 20/20 and yes, I should have "been more of a man" but gawd damn those tiddies were hot... anyway...

Being single rocks. I have the ability to do whatever the **** i want now and, for the love of all things holy, ENJOY MY MOVIES SILENTLY IMMERSED INTO THE STORY LINE!

"Did you see that?" <-- YES I DID I'M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

Or how about when SHE is bored with the movie SHE starts talking to ME ... OMG *oh wait cleavage*

 

[hyperian]

Being single ****ing ROCKS

^ 1000

Especially when a cold-hearted bitch breaks your heart and does a runner.

As for me, I'm still farking lonely, and I've just finished Matric, sigh, life is REALLY gonna suck in a few years.

Dude, lighten up. I wouldn't go back to Matric if you payed me. Go to university, get a few degrees behind your name, and make some money/change the world/both.

There are plenty of Betties on the look out for educated, disease-free guys.

 

[guest2013-1]

Dude, lighten up. I wouldn't go back to Matric if you payed me. Go to university, get a few degrees behind your name, and make some money/change the world/both.

There are plenty of Betties on the look out for educated, disease-free guys.

Especially those who have been pounded by so many rugby teams she's now "ready to settle down" because her biological clock has been ticking...

Varsity is great for parties and girls... live your young life and enjoy your mid to late 20's as you see how quickly and how much ***** you can get when women throw themselves at you for a long term relationship.

I might sound like a woman hater, I'm not, I love them to bits.... it's their personalities and "I'm not like the rest" single mindedness I DO NOT like.

 

[Belgarath]

Easy for some to say 'being single rocks'. Because if the need takes you to get a woman again, it's no problem.

But some guys only get one or chances ever to get a girl. For those people being single is much more dire.

Having never even gone on a date (I'm now in my early 30s), hooking up with a girl seem as unrealistic and as far-fecthed as anyone's chances of flying like superman. And I hate it.

And it's not because of having a low self-esteem. I consider myself to be a higher caliber person than many other men. Yet, I just don't have the features that women look for in men.

 

[guest2013-1]

I just don't have the features that women look for in men.

Are you kidding me?

Women don't look for features... have you seen how ugly some of the guys are that hooks up with women?

Some of them don't even have JOBS!

Do you have a stable job/income?
Quick, smell your armpit, are you stinky?
Are you gross (eating your own boogers and ****?)?

If your answers were:

Yes
No
No

THEN YOU'RE A WINNER!

Go to a mall. Close your eyes for a minute. Open them up. EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE THERE WANTS YOU

There ya go lad... no run off and get married. I have beers to attend to...

 

[scotty777]

^ 1000

Especially when a cold-hearted bitch breaks your heart and does a runner.



Dude, lighten up. I wouldn't go back to Matric if you payed me. Go to university, get a few degrees behind your name, and make some money/change the world/both.

There are plenty of Betties on the look out for educated, disease-free guys.

I believe the word which describes all the bold text is "Gold-Digger".

Just p!sses me off that I have to be something I'm not to attract women. it also p!sses me off when my mates are sharing stories about the "adventures" with girls last night... I'm gonna either end up cutting my wrists to this or end with a severe alcohol problem. But as it goes, I end up being the guy that lifts people to clubs and such (not by choice), or I end up hearing a soppy story about another guy banging the chick and then leaving in the morning. Of course, I've landed the "oh just F*** off".
At which point friendship ruined and they move on.

I realize I'm good looking, but I also figured I have a big birth mark staying "take for a ride" on my forehead. I usually come across as cold and heartless, but is it so unreasonable to tell everyone to F*** off and take their bs problems with them if all I get for hours of squeezing my fist and pretending to listen.

 

[s0lar]

• No "take me out" moaning when you've been out almost every single night of the week

• 
  
  Normally goes like this for me:
  
  gf: lets go out tonight.
  me: ok, where did you have in mind?
  gf: dunno, where do you want to go?
  me: hmm, what about ......?
  gf: no i not in the mood for ......
  me: so then WHERE do you want to go?
  gf: dunno, you choose.
  me: i just did, wtf?!?!
  
  loose loose situation!

 

[LancelotSA]

Ha ha ha look at these sad lonely guys trying to convince themselves that they are happy

I started reading your post and then thought let me rather read it and respond to each point as I go through. There is nothing good on TV anyway.

No "take me out" moaning when you've been out almost every single night of the week

Um, in all my relationships we tend to come to mutual agreement as to whether we feel like going out or not.

No being disappointed (and hearing about it) when I take her ass out and that it was "just okay"

Not sure what it meant by this one. Either you are crap company or you take your girlfriends to crap places?

I prefer my women to have their own brains. It is not for me to ensure they have a good time. I am not the evening's entertainment but rather the company. It takes two to tango. If the night out was just ok she has to bear some of the blame.

No having to listen to her yammer on with her problems she doesn't want me to fix but still listen to for hours on end, seeing her make the same mistake over and over again to just have her bitch again about something that she could have prevented

This one makes it sound like you really don't want to be in a relationship anyway. If you love/like someone you would want to hear about their day etc. But if you are not the type who wants to share each others problems all the time then just communicate this.

No buying gifts that you think are cute and represent some part of the relationship which you adore and having it thrown back in your face and rip your heart out of it's cage for being "silly" or not "knowing her by now" or having to hear how much she doesn't like the gift but "its okay because it's the thought that counts... she GUESS"

Ha ha ok in getting this far I realise you had a screwed relationship and you are tainting all relationships with this same brush! Or again you are just pretty thoughtless when it comes to gifts. I am yet to have a girlfriend tell me a gift I bought is silly!

No having to walk around the mall endlessly till my feet can't take it anymore and my ass crack is raining down sweat like there's no tomorrow yearning for a place to just sit down and relax for a beer, but no "must quickly go look at that pair of cute shoes"

As someone else pointed out who was the man in this relationship. Where you a puppy dog that she dragged around with her wherever she went? If my girlfriend wants to go shopping for shoes she has her female friends to go and do that with. She has two hours to herself when my mates and I are watching the rugger at the pub!

No having to hear what an "angry driver" I am or have her instruct me on proper driving technique whenever there's an idiot on the road, "Well you shouldn't be driving this fast anyway".... no, it's not road rage I'm just mad at YOU for not shutting your trap yet

Hmm, seems she may been sensible dumping you. She would be crazy to continue risking her life with your fast aggressive driving.

The worst my gf has done to me while driving is give me a... oops no wait this is a family forum!

No more coming late for movies and missing the previews (my favorite part) because she can't tell time and has to be late for EVERYTHING ("haha, fashionably late")

Can't really comment on this as I am the man and hence usually do the picking up....

No more walking (and hiding from) the 10 billion guys she ****ed as a one night stand (which didn't count towards the 11 boyfriends she felt she should tell me about)

Not sure of your age or the girlfriends but I have never had my girlfriend hide from guys she has "been with". In fact I know a lot of them. She ain't no virgin when we met and neither was I!

[*]No more pretending to care that I like her backwards-assed family and their untrained spoiled dog
[*]No more spending countless hours trying to come up with stuff to do when we go out (which always got shot down and "lets just go to the casino")
[*]No more being late for special occassions, like a ****ing sunset picnic at a place which I had to pay extra to be open that late on the mountain at the language monument overlooking the mountains BECAUSE SHE WOULD RATHER IGNORE MY COUNTLESS PLEAS TO GET READY AND GO AND TALK TO HER STUPID AUNT FOR HOURS, ONE WHO SHE LIVES WITH

I'm skipping these as this is just a man moaning about an ex to make himself feel better

No more sex having to hear how her previous boyfriends had her and how exciting that was (or how drunk she got) then a few weeks afterward pretend she didn't tell me and acting surprised that I "knew all her secrets"

You should have picked up the hints that she was wanting to be a lot more wild in bed! She was pleading with you to get kinky and you misinterpreted it! What is her number please?

[*]No more going to parties having to worry about your own sobriety because you're the one that has to drive her (and her friends) home and then being called "no fun" because I didn't drink all night. Well it was my pleasure getting your ass home safely BITCH
[*]No more having to explain why you've pitched as a single when everyone knows you have a gf because she had better things to do, like watch the eTV movie...
[*]No driving her broke assed friends around just because she wants to hang with them and THEN ASKED TO LEAVE (but come back when I need to pick them up again)

Are you sure this was a two way relationship? She seriously sounds like she was using you...


Anyway, I am off to fly my kite now. Not sure that there is a storm around but I will film it anyway just in case!

 

[guest2013-1]

I believe the word which describes all the bold text is "Gold-Digger".

Just p!sses me off that I have to be something I'm not to attract women. it also p!sses me off when my mates are sharing stories about the "adventures" with girls last night... I'm gonna either end up cutting my wrists to this or end with a severe alcohol problem. But as it goes, I end up being the guy that lifts people to clubs and such (not by choice), or I end up hearing a soppy story about another guy banging the chick and then leaving in the morning. Of course, I've landed the "oh just F*** off".
At which point friendship ruined and they move on.

I realize I'm good looking, but I also figured I have a big birth mark staying "take for a ride" on my forehead. I usually come across as cold and heartless, but is it so unreasonable to tell everyone to F*** off and take their bs problems with them if all I get for hours of squeezing my fist and pretending to listen.

Welcome. We have cookies.

And don't /wrists
Lonely means you're alone. And in that situation, you're NOT alone

Nice guys finishes first (because we don't get no practice with the bootay), but one thing I can tell you with 100% certainty.

While all those idiot ****-faces of "friends" you have get drunk (and diseases), you're fine-tuning yourself for the lucky lady who (after her stint with the rugby teams at the 7's tourney... yes all of them) would rather settle with you than the drunk **** for brains who can't hold down a job at a McDonald's much less the payments on his illegitimate childrens child-support...

Just don't settle with someone that has a kid... make your own NEW genetic creation. One you can be proud of. Not something that was a one-night stand or some sort of abusive relationship because the dude's IQ was less than 12 but high enough to put mouth to beer and **** to *****

 

[guest2013-1]

Normally goes like this for me:

gf: lets go out tonight.
me: ok, where did you have in mind?
gf: dunno, where do you want to go?
me: hmm, what about ......?
gf: no i not in the mood for ......
me: so then WHERE do you want to go?
gf: dunno, you choose.
me: i just did, wtf?!?!

loose loose situation!

lol yup, that's why when I decide and she doesn't like it we go there anyway, usually in the car on the way to whatever she didn't want to do in the first place "she gets an idea"

My cousin's wife told me they do it because she wants to know that you "know" her well enough to do what she wants out of instinct. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Like she'll still pull this type of **** on my cousin:

"Uhhh, I don't want to cook tonight, want to get take-aways?"
"Yea sure, what are you in the mood for baby?"
"Ag I don't know, you choose"
"Okay, Steers"
"Ugh no, I don't want anything at Steers"
"Okay, McDonalds"
"Their burgers are tasteless yuck"
"Well, what are you in the mood for?"
"I don't know, well, I'll be happy with whatever you decide to get"
(So at this point my cousin knows he shouldn't get Steers or McDonalds, so he decides on something like Scooters/Debonairs)
"No, I don't want pizza, maybe next time"
"Then tell me what you want!"
"No you choose, I'm just not in the mood for pizza"
"Okay so how about..."

And so it goes on for another 45 minutes or so. At that time I'm already hungry so I said "****it I'm getting Steers" and on the way there she'll phone and say she wants KFC...

 

[guest2013-1]

There is nothing good on TV anyway.

Exactly

 

[Stickfigure]

Dude I vote this thread for a sticky!

 

[scotty777]

Welcome. We have cookies.

And don't /wrists
Lonely means you're alone. And in that situation, you're NOT alone

Nice guys finishes first (because we don't get no practice with the bootay), but one thing I can tell you with 100% certainty.

While all those idiot ****-faces of "friends" you have get drunk (and diseases), you're fine-tuning yourself for the lucky lady who (after her stint with the rugby teams at the 7's tourney... yes all of them) would rather settle with you than the drunk **** for brains who can't hold down a job at a McDonald's much less the payments on his illegitimate childrens child-support...

Just don't settle with someone that has a kid... make your own NEW genetic creation. One you can be proud of. Not something that was a one-night stand or some sort of abusive relationship because the dude's IQ was less than 12 but high enough to put mouth to beer and **** to *****

thing is, over time I'm going to lose friends, and I'm gonna end up friendless, alone, and have nothing better to do with my life other then porn, which has a sad ring to it... It just seems as though the world idealizes the guys that get laid many-a-time and have stories. Guys like me live alone for the rest of our lives sorta thing... It's not that I don't party and such (I'm not a loser if that's the message you think I'm sending), it's just the fact that girls aren't remotely attracted to me...

 

[LancelotSA]

No thank you, if I want titties and want to squeeze on them, I'll go to a strip club and get a lap dance (which is cheaper than driving around/going out all the ****ing time anyway)

Oooh missed this one! Which strip club do you go to where you are allowed to squeeze the titties?!?!

 

[hyperian]

I believe the word which describes all the bold text is "Gold-Digger".

Why do you say that? Do you think that because you are well educated and likable, that women of the non-gold-digging variety won't be interested in you? You'll be more appealing to a whole range of women. And besides, you can always say no.

I was in a similar position in Matric. My mates were always the ones who hooked up all the time and I filled the role of designated dave. Don't worry. Get a few letters behind your name and look forward to the future. I'm quite certain that nice girls will still be around, and they'll notice you.

 

[hyperian]

Oooh missed this one! Which strip club do you go to where you are allowed to squeeze the titties?!?!

You can get a Touch Dance at Teazers but it's R500 the last time I checked. It's even more at Mavericks. It's hard to hand over the cash because I always compare it to a 1tb samsung hdd